Chess Hustlers: YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS INCREDIBLE TRICK!

As a proficient NYC hustler, I have more tips to share with you. You will need two friends for this. Say you're chilling around Manhattan at night in a crowded area. One of the people nearby is bound to be a "decent" chess player (1500-1700). If they see a hustler, they're instantly curious and will start to watch the game. Now this is where the act begins. You see, hustlers have a bad rep. Social justice warriors think they're the scum of chess and would love to humiliate them. Just look at the videos on YouTube. But most social justice warriors are cowards. They won't go into a fight unless they know they can win, which makes them very easy to exploit. First, you wanna call up one of your buddies and stage a match. My friend and I always play this series of moves. 

We always play this out with white playing relatively fast, while black plays slow. Black is always supposed to "lose" on time in the final position. Black's play in this game is about a 1200-1400.

Now the liberal social justice warriors that are watching are now feeling quite satisfied. The hustler "lost". Justice apparently has been served. 

Now this is where your second friend comes in (someone under 18 or someone with a baby face would be most effective). My second friend will now offer me a $25 game. Next, we play out another staged game, with the hustler playing white. This time, both players should play at the same pace. The game should end with both players having about 1:30 on the clock.

Once again, the hustler plays poorly  but wins with a cheap trick that I've showcased already. Now the second friend needs to put on a hurt expression, grabbing his hair in frustration or covering his face. After all, he just "lost" a completely winning position. Now if you're lucky, sometimes the social justice warriors will compensate the money the friend "lost", effectively conning 25 more dollars. Don't try it with more than $25 or else it will look fake.

At this point, other people start to feel anger towards the hustler. To further incite their anger, I, the hustler, say "thanks for the free 25 dollars!" to my friend, who is still acting extremely frustrated with themselves. Now this is where the social justice warriors will jump in. They saw the hustler play twice. He's not very good. A 1500 player could easily crush this hustler based on his skill shown in the past two games. 

The social justice warrior now will try and fight for justice and challenge the hustler. As a 1900 elo player, I crush 1500s at blitz very easily. Now if everything goes according to plan, you've just made yourselves an extra 25 dollars along with whatever the SJW wanted to play you for. 

Now split the money three ways and go enjoy a nice meal for the night with your friends. 

Tell me if you want to see the next part of the guide..."How to not build a reputation as a chess hustler"

LOL 

Again, you are a virus on these forums. Also, a 1500 player is well-above decent.... (btw I am 1824 OTB rating, USCF... and also easily beat 1500s)

Fried liver attack

So? 

You have to admit this is pretty funny. 

Also, I thought the first game was going to be Backyard Professor style, 9...bxc6 10.Qxc6 Qxc6 lol. 

your keemstar avatar reveals wonders about your personality, you arrogant virus.

Some people may be smart enough to realize what you did and angry enough to pull out a gun or strong enough to beat the tar out of you....just remember if the the chance of that is 1 in 100 and you do this 100 times.....lol.

One might propose that a "social justice warrior" neither knows how to fire a gun nor is "strong enough to beat the tar" out of most people. 

Come on now. You're in the middle of NYC where thousands of people are standing around you. No one is THAT brave. 

Bet what?

I remember lots of things (murder, stabbings, etc...) going down in New York back in the 1960s and 1970s, grew up near there in the burbs, never went there with under 10 people....guess it has changed a lot....but there are still lots of random crazies in the world especially in the cities....I think I am a lot older than you, and there is a reason for that. Just remember that it only takes one.....is you life and health only worth a small amount of money???

LOL

The urban centers in NY are the safest place you can possibly be in at night. The lights are on basically 24/7 and there are people constantly around you. Ain't no one gonna be committing crimes in the middle of the city where you'll instantly get jumped by the people around you. I never leave the urban areas because I have no need to.

It's like the trouble with becoming a prostitute. For every 100 gentlemen, you may very likely find a real crazy dude who will tie you to a bed and make you his sex slave. So yeah.....you're an idiot....actually an arrogant idiot keemstar.

lol

Keemstar is worse than the Indian advertisers who are constantly invading these forums.

you got me