Points for @kaynight!
Chess is not a sport, or is it?
I would say chess is a sport. The first time I heard about Bobby Fischer was in the August 20, 1962 issue of "SPORTS Illustrated" : "The Russians Have Fixed World Chess." Sports Illustrated published numerous articles about Fischer in the years to follow. If Sports Illustrated considers chess a sport, than who am I to argue.
Also, Chess was administered in the Soviet Union by the Soviet Ministry of Sport, and there exists today a Russian Ministry of Sport that supports chess.
Do not confuse Sports with Athletics.

Peasants! On the day that HRH Prince Philip retires from official duties.
At 95 years old, it's amazing that he hasn't retired from breathing, let alone official duties.

In Norway it was debated if we should join Norges Idrettsforbund (Norwegian sports assosiation), but we didnt, because Idrettsforbundet didnt allow small children to compete in championships or tournaments abroad. We ment that competing against great foreign players was important for our childrens chesstraining. I think membership in Norges Idrettsforbund could have brought state funding into chess, but it isnt so. We barely was able to arrange Tromsø- OL, i think it almost went bancrupt. We couldnt afford to host the Carlsen - Karjakin VM match, and when preparing for the chess team Olympics it was Magnus Carlsen that paid for coach to the team from his own pocket.

Golf and bowling are real sport. Chess is merely a pastime for grumpy old men.
The fine thing about chess is that it isnt for grumpy old men only. Boys and girls of all ages can play. In Oslo Chess Festival I played 9 games, four of them against girls, two of the girls were 9 years old.

On a related note, is darts a sport?
There are a lot more physical movements in chess than darts, especially when the chess player walks around after every move or something : ) High precision piece placement, intense concentration, sure most throw darts standing up, but you can move your pieces standing up too. You can even move your opponent pieces (adjust), can't do that in darts.
lol