Chess is racist

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GiantEagle

Someone told me chess is racist since white always moves first

Rararocks40894

GiantEagle wrote:

Someone told me chess is racist since white always moves first

Lmfao yes Hahahahahaha TOTALLY.

MasterWantaBe

lol 

Tactical_Knightmare

lol, I will always remember being banned from a certian chess site since I would call out in the forum...White players needed, ONLY, NO BLACKS ! ( since I was playing black, lol) and well....

 

Thanks ultra Liberals :'( 

Robert_New_Alekhine

The founders of chess had to decide between white and black ; they chose black.

Robert_New_Alekhine

it's not racist.

EscherehcsE

So I guess the White House is racist too.

Huh...

Ziggy_Zugzwang

...and Barry White...

GreenCastleBlock

Someone told me that a pregnant goldfish is called a twit, but I've never made a thread saying so.

Fish_Ninja

My buddy Pullen!  Your vids are lols.  Love the high school stalemate, the best!!

Sqod

In shogi, Black moves first. That proves the Japanese aren't racist. Just ask the Chinese. Smile

EscherehcsE
Sqod wrote:

In shogi, Black moves first. That proves the Japanese aren't racist. Just ask the Chinese.

Well, then they're just racist from a different perspective. We MUST alternate starting colors at least every week!

Feufollet

It's not racist.

It's sexist...white is the woman and black is the man...and ladies always go first.

steve_bute

In debating, the final rebuttal (reply) is considered advantageous. This must mean that Black has the advantage in chess.

Tactical_Knightmare

Hope you like transgender too stuzz..since every pawn gets the chance to be a queen. ;)

DrawGame

I would like to be the King with 8 Queens.. busy nights its gonna be..

kamileon

if anything, chess is sexist, since the King is the most important peice on the board and if he is cornered then game over. all other peices can and will be sacrificed for his continued survival.

Apotek
DrawGame wrote:

I would like to be the King with 8 Queens.. busy nights its gonna be..

Wait till the Queens pull out their... swords!Innocent

OldChessDog

Political correctness even on the chessboard? I can't stand it, I just can't stand it...

Fish_Ninja

There is only one race:  The Human Race.  All this "racism" is political distraction to keep the people divided.  Wake up and pitch your television; unsubscribe to the paper.