Chess is racist

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Someone told me chess is racist since white always moves first

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GiantEagle wrote:

Someone told me chess is racist since white always moves first

Lmfao yes Hahahahahaha TOTALLY.

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lol 

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lol, I will always remember being banned from a certian chess site since I would call out in the forum...White players needed, ONLY, NO BLACKS ! ( since I was playing black, lol) and well....

 

Thanks ultra Liberals :'( 

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The founders of chess had to decide between white and black ; they chose black.

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it's not racist.

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So I guess the White House is racist too.

Huh...

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...and Barry White...

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Someone told me that a pregnant goldfish is called a twit, but I've never made a thread saying so.

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My buddy Pullen!  Your vids are lols.  Love the high school stalemate, the best!!

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In shogi, Black moves first. That proves the Japanese aren't racist. Just ask the Chinese. Smile

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Sqod wrote:

In shogi, Black moves first. That proves the Japanese aren't racist. Just ask the Chinese.

Well, then they're just racist from a different perspective. We MUST alternate starting colors at least every week!

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It's not racist.

It's sexist...white is the woman and black is the man...and ladies always go first.

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In debating, the final rebuttal (reply) is considered advantageous. This must mean that Black has the advantage in chess.

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Hope you like transgender too stuzz..since every pawn gets the chance to be a queen. ;)

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I would like to be the King with 8 Queens.. busy nights its gonna be..

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if anything, chess is sexist, since the King is the most important peice on the board and if he is cornered then game over. all other peices can and will be sacrificed for his continued survival.

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DrawGame wrote:

I would like to be the King with 8 Queens.. busy nights its gonna be..

Wait till the Queens pull out their... swords!Innocent

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Political correctness even on the chessboard? I can't stand it, I just can't stand it...

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There is only one race:  The Human Race.  All this "racism" is political distraction to keep the people divided.  Wake up and pitch your television; unsubscribe to the paper.