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Lol thats old
Ah that is great
Why is the combination of chess and humor so rare????
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hello...!
i really agree with you completely - about the 'game beeing for everyone'
thx a lot
No it's not true... He was ahead by just one match
Here's another joke from world chess champion Alekhine (1892-1946).
"Last night I dreamed that I had died. Naturally I headed for heaven. As I neared the portals, I was hailed by St. Peter, asking who I was. "I am Alekhine!" I hastened to explain. But the statement made no impression. "I am Alekhine, chess champion of the world," I reiterated. "Sorry," said St. Peter, shaking his head. "There's no room in heaven for chessplayers." My spirit was dejected. Before leaving the pearly gates, I took one last look around. Eureka! Whom did I spy? Why none other than my good friend Bolgolyubov. Quickly I drew St. Peter's attention to my rotund crony. "There's Bogolyubov. He's a chessplayer." St. Peter smiled sadly. "He only thinks he's a chessplayer." "
hmm...you guys haven't heard of the Dog-O-Indian Defence, have you?
LOL
As far as chess jokes go...that was pretty good.
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
Kxg wrote:
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
Good one!
mmkrond wrote:
Kxg wrote:
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
Good one!
i like that.
mmkrond wrote:
Kxg wrote:
A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
Good one!
Don't be fooled it is good, no doubt. Only it is old :(, he made that joke with chess, it originally was a baseball one.
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a fellow in deepest darkest russia hears garry kasparov is doing a exihibition .he say to his son"son we must go and see the great kasparov"so the set of on a ten day journey to moscow .Arriving one hour too late they return home .One week later the fellow hears again kasparov is in ST petersburg "son we must go and see the great Kasparov"they set of again on a twelve day journey .arriving only to hear MR Kasparov has left you are too late.They go home.at home the Father hears Kasparov is playing in the next village "son we got to see the great Kasparov" so they set of immediatly through blizzards,snow drifts and lightening arriving at the venue Kasparov is just leaving the stage. The father runs down to the front throws himself on the ground and tells Mr Kasparov the lengths he has gone to see him and pleads"Please,Please Please Mr Kasparov just one song for my son and me "
dogs don't have opposible thumbs , but i guess they could use their mouth to move pieces, ....
They could also just push with a paw or the nose.
Here's another:
Two friends see each other on a street corner. One says to the other, "My wife says that is I go to the tournament this Saturday, then she will leave me!"
"What will you do?"
"1. e4, like always."
And that my dears.. is what chess really is. Some days you are a dog!
and not a whippet
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They are astonished and say: "What a clever dog!" But the man protests: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"