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varelse1

post # 110 was awesome!!

manavendra

varelse1

awwwwww

JJZ03

Haha

macer75
varelse1 wrote:

post # 110 was awesome!!

um... how did u know that an hour before post 110 was even posted?

varelse1

Because I'm awesome like that!

Cool

FrodoPiano

I thought the same thing, and awesomeness has nothing to do with psychic abilities.

FrodoPiano

. . . . Or does it . . . . . . . . .

FrodoPiano

TheBlueKnight9 wrote:

Its just a funny pic, that is all. I will get a better one later.

Did you see the pawns . . . cat head tops!

TheBlueKnight9
FrodoPiano wrote:

TheBlueKnight9 wrote:

Its just a funny pic, that is all. I will get a better one later.

 

Did you see the pawns . . . cat head tops!

See!? It was good!

AngeloPardi

"So I was having dinner with Aron Nimzowitsch. Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and he didn't passed the salt because "The passed Salt is a criminal, who should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures such as police surveillance are not sufficient."


TheBigDecline

So I was having dinner with my Mom tonight and she said I spend too much time on the Interwebs.

DrFrank124c

People should never play chess in the nude because they may end up playing with themselves.

macer75

Here's a good joke:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/the-point-of-points

Mainline_Novelty
AngeloPardi wrote:

"So I was having dinner with Aron Nimzowitsch. Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and he didn't passed the salt because "The passed Salt is a criminal, who should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures such as police surveillance are not sufficient."


lol

FrodoPiano
TheBlueKnight9 wrote:

 

Then their son says, "I under-promoted to a knight," and his parents never talk to him again.

macer75
FrodoPiano wrote:
TheBlueKnight9 wrote:
 

 

Then their son says, "I under-promoted to a knight," and his parents never talk to him again.

lol good one

FrodoPiano

The reason the knight in the picture has such a scared look is because that's their son! Tongue Out

FrodoPiano

The queen is one of his fellow graduates.

FrodoPiano
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