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Leave the past to devour itself, or become a bone. - Flintstone

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cletejohnsburg wrote:

Leave the past to devour itself, or become a bone. - Flintstone

Fred was deeper than I ever guessed.

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https://www.google.com/search?q=fred+flintstone+playing+chess&rlz=1CDGOYI_enAU932AU932&oq=fred+flintstone+playing+chess&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i30i546l3j0i546.16817j0j7&hl=en-GB&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:4d8d7411,vid:2qkjlS_UhZg,st:0

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Fred used to be on site ages ago.

https://www.chess.com/member/spanks4u

 

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What about Fred Mertz?   Does anybody remember the Mertzes any more?  You know --Fred and Ethel?  What about the Ricardos? 

What if the Martians finally land on Earth, and they ask about Lucy and Ethel, but no one here remembers them?!   Like what if the Martians start talking in a Spanish accent and they say "Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!!" and no one here laughs?!   Will the Martians get really really upset and destroy the planet?!  Shouldn't we try to prevent this?  If so, how??

Discuss..

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Appel
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flyingCIRCUS233 wrote:
Appel

What, exactly, is "appel"?

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DrSpudnik wrote:
flyingCIRCUS233 wrote:
Appel

What, exactly, is "appel"?

Perhaps it's a word in the Martian language.  What if they're already here, and they walk among us?  And play chess?

Klaatu barada nikto.   

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"Klaatu barada nikto"

"-- a phrase that originated in the 1951 science fiction film The Day the Earth Stood Still.  The humanoid alien protagonist of the film, Klaatu, instructs Helen Benson that if any harm befalls him, she must say the phrase to the robot Gort."

What? Nobody around here who still remembers this classic film?

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BISHOP_e3 wrote:

It's so well known as to not need to be acknowledged

Oh, right -- that old cliché.   Sorry ... don't know what I was thinking.

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motherinlaw wrote:

"Klaatu barada nikto"

"-- a phrase that originated in the 1951 science fiction film The Day the Earth Stood Still.  The humanoid alien protagonist of the film, Klaatu, instructs Helen Benson that if any harm befalls him, she must say the phrase to the robot Gort."

What? Nobody around here who still remembers this classic film?

They have been immortalized...

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Does anybody remember the Chess-Loving Buddhist Monks from Outer Space?   Great!  Remember what they called themselves?  ... that's Right!  "The KoanHeads!"

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BTW: Keanu Reeves did not make a very good Klaatu, though he is rather otherworldly.

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Ah, Keanu Reeves... what a career he's had.  Not many of his fellow actors have become big time movie stars by demonstrating an acting range that goes all the way from A to B.

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Damn good thing old Got took so long to load up that laser!

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