I read about some patzer who was playing the world champion and took a poison pawn. No sense of humour!
Chess players have no sense of humor
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Aw poor king :p
Jun 24, 2015
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Gouryella wrote:
Anyone hear about the dyslexic chessplayer who walked into a bra ?
Double D's on the rook file?
Gouryella wrote:
Anyone hear about the dyslexic chessplayer who walked into a bra ?
That's pretty funny! :)
Indeed, if you want a thread to be popular, a title such as ‘Chess players have no sense of humour’ is a very good one; upon seeing it, everybody shall think, ‘What? You think I don't have sense of humour! Like hell I don't! I will prove to you, right here and right now, that I have loads of sense of humour.’ (That's at least what happened to me.)
Then I realised I don't know any chess jokes. Only Maths jokes, and similar ones: ‘There are only ten types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.’
what's red and bad for your teeth ? a brick,
what's red and sits in the corner ?? A baby with a razor blade 
Chess is a racist game: white pieces always go first.
PortugueseGuy wrote:
Chess is a racist game: white pieces always go first.
But so many chess piece sets are not black and white. But anyway, by your definition, the only way it wouldn't be racist would be if all the pieces were the same color, or both sides went first.
Garry Kasparov was playing chess on a chequered table cloth and spilled the salt.
So he threw it over his shoulder and hit Seabass on the head.
Knightly_News wrote:
PortugueseGuy wrote:
Chess is a racist game: white pieces always go first.
But so many chess piece sets are not black and white. But anyway, by your definition, the only way it wouldn't be racist would be if all the pieces were the same color, or both sides went first.
See? You understand what I mean!
PortugueseGuy wrote:
Chess is a racist game: white pieces always go first.
this wasn't always the case, though
many chess games in the past have started with Black moving first
there was a very racist chess player, who removed the Black bishops whenever he played with Black xD true story! i don't remember his name though :(
one time at a bar, a friend ordered a beer
as the waitress was handing him the bottle, i was standing between them, and i grabbed it first and started drinking :D the guy gave me a surprised look... so as i lowered the beer from my mouth i shouted "En passant!" xD
[i just made that up :P]
what is yellow, tastes sweet, and is a former WCC?
Bananand
I haven't met that many Russians but those I have do have a sense of humor, though it tends to black humor (not racially speaking).
The chess players I know personally all have a sense of humor.
You need to meet more Russians. They have a great sense of humor!
They love watching you dance.