must give passant a go , Pissant.
That reminds me of Officer Crabtree in 'Allo 'Allo!, when he says, ‘Good moaning’, and ‘I was pissing by the door and I thought I would drip in.’
Guys, please tell me I'm not the only 'Allo 'Allo! fan here... Am I?
Chess is a racist game: white pieces always go first.
this wasn't always the case, though
many chess games in the past have started with Black moving first
there was a very racist chess player, who removed the Black bishops whenever he played with Black xD true story! i don't remember his name though :(
Are you implying that, if Black starts first, then it's not racist? That's racist in itself! Shame on you! :)
How did he play without black bishops? Would he just tell you their position and you would have to imagine it?