Chess players have no sense of humor

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PortugueseGuy
Eseles wrote:
PortugueseGuy wrote:

Chess is a racist game: white pieces always go first.

this wasn't always the case, though

many chess games in the past have started with Black moving first


there was a very racist chess player, who removed the Black bishops whenever he played with Black xD true story! i don't remember his name though :(

Are you implying that, if Black starts first, then it's not racist? That's racist in itself! Shame on you! :)

How did he play without black bishops? Would he just tell you their position and you would have to imagine it?

PortugueseGuy
kingcoast wrote:

must give passant a go , Pissant.

That reminds me of Officer Crabtree in 'Allo 'Allo!, when he says, ‘Good moaning’, and ‘I was pissing by the door and I thought I would drip in.’

Guys, please tell me I'm not the only 'Allo 'Allo! fan here... Am I?

Eseles
PortugueseGuy wrote:
Eseles wrote:
PortugueseGuy wrote:

Chess is a racist game: white pieces always go first.

this wasn't always the case, though

many chess games in the past have started with Black moving first


there was a very racist chess player, who removed the Black bishops whenever he played with Black xD true story! i don't remember his name though :(

Are you implying that, if Black starts first, then it's not racist? That's racist in itself! Shame on you! :)

How did he play without black bishops? Would he just tell you their position and you would have to imagine it?

a) No, i'm not implying anything, i just wanted you to know that it wasn't always the rule that White must move first. [And btw, i hate racism.]

b) He just played without bishops, like giving odds to his opponent... i don't think that worked very well for him :D Or maybe he always removed the Black bishop, i don't remember very well :/ It was hillarious, anyway xD



PortugueseGuy
Eseles wrote:
PortugueseGuy wrote:
Eseles wrote:
PortugueseGuy wrote:

Chess is a racist game: white pieces always go first.

this wasn't always the case, though

many chess games in the past have started with Black moving first


there was a very racist chess player, who removed the Black bishops whenever he played with Black xD true story! i don't remember his name though :(

Are you implying that, if Black starts first, then it's not racist? That's racist in itself! Shame on you! :)

How did he play without black bishops? Would he just tell you their position and you would have to imagine it?

a) No, i'm not implying anything, i just wanted you to know that it wasn't always the rule that White must move first. [And btw, i hate racism.]

b) He just played without bishops, like giving odds to his opponent... i don't think that worked very well for him :D Or maybe he always removed the Black bishop, i don't remember very well :/ It was hillarious, anyway xD



a) I know you're not racist. Fortunately, very few people nowadays in civilised countries are racist, and racism is highly regarded with great contempt. When I said that, I was just kidding; hardly knowing you at all, I would never, even for a second, ever dare to suggest that you are part of that shameful and despicable minority that racists are. I was just kidding in my comment: I intend no offence.

b) A strange idiosyncrasy. Anyway, that's his problem, not mine or anyone else's.

PortugueseGuy

Addendum on item (a): Thanks for the information, by the way. It's always good to know! :)

Nessajja

racism is built on intolerance though and all you have to do to see that is look at a forum thread.

killercrab

rascist, really?

Nessajja

look out, he's right behind you.

killercrab

what does that mean Gouryella?

seanysean2

yeah?

killercrab

is Gourella threatening me?????

seanysean2

dunno

Nessajja

choose your weapon crab!

killercrab

I have an army

seanysean2

 

i can hide in my books

Nessajja

Ok you win :(

Knightly_News
Gouryella wrote:

Ok you win :(

Terrible. He gave you crabs. And you barely even know him.

killercrab

what is that supposed to mean Knightly News?

killercrab

that is gross.  Not cool tkbunny

killercrab

you know 6 year olds could be clicking that link tkbunny, you should remove it