Chess.com is not for women

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SharonCarter
robbie_1969 wrote:
SharonCarter wrote:
robbie_1969 wrote:

Do chicks drink beer? or do they prefer Jamaican rum and blackcurrant? Malibu and pineapple?

Glenmorangie, rocks, cheers!

hmmm, I am more of an Island malt man myself, Bunnahabhain with just a single ice cube or perhaps a Talisker.

I like Talisker, never tried Bunnahabhain but thanks for the recommendation. How about Oban?

RoobieRoo
SharonCarter wrote:
robbie_1969 wrote:
SharonCarter wrote:
robbie_1969 wrote:

Do chicks drink beer? or do they prefer Jamaican rum and blackcurrant? Malibu and pineapple?

Glenmorangie, rocks, cheers!

hmmm, I am more of an Island malt man myself, Bunnahabhain with just a single ice cube or perhaps a Talisker.

I like Talisker, never tried Bunnahabhain but thanks for the recommendation. How about Oban?

Oban I think ive only had once, or was that Tobermory, no I think it was Oban. Yes a fine whisky by recollection :D  Highland Park, the Orkney Whisky is another fine one I would recommend.

SharonCarter

Thanks robbie, glad it's friday as I've got some whisky sampling to do tonight! :D

ConnorMacleod_151

I'm gonna puke Embarassed

SharonCarter

Something tells me I shouldn't ask but why are you going to puke Connor?!

ConnorMacleod_151
SharonCarter wrote:

Something tells me I shouldn't ask but why are you going to puke Connor?!

2 min ... live ... i left u a note :)

SharonCarter

I can't, on the mobile and apparently you're going to puke, have to deal with enough of that at work!

ConnorMacleod_151

lol ... i'm going for a ciggy...bye!

SharonCarter

ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:

lol ... i'm going for a ciggy...bye!

Stinky habit, don't blame your wife making you go out to the shed!

OperationOverlord
cinayakoshka wrote:

Hi,

I recently played a guy who called me a "pussy." When I pointed out that calling a girl a "pussy" wasn't all that tough, he blocked me.  ...

Chess is a great game to waste on just men.  Let's allow for a little more fun, guys.  For heaven's sake.  I thought treating women as a subservient species was a thing of the past, but at Chess.com, I found out otherwise.  Let's change that up, boyz.  I know you don't all hate the ladies.

Cheers,

Barx

I wouldn't worry about it. He's probably afraid of women and still a virgin. He's just taking out his inadequacies on women because he's afraid to approach them. He probably was raised by his mommy and didn't have a father figure in his life growing up. Poor guy.

Fresh_from_the_Oven

don't forget he lives in his mom's basement.

cue the pic of that big fat guy sitting almost naked at his computer.

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RoobieRoo
SharonCarter wrote:

Thanks robbie, glad it's friday as I've got some whisky sampling to do tonight! :D

Woa a chick that likes chess, whisky and Iron Maiden, how good is that?....sigh if i wasnt so happily married it would have been awesome!Tongue Out

RoobieRoo
stuzzicadenti wrote:
chess is definitely not for women...look how bored she looks and she hasn't even moved a single piece yet!! 

 

Shes not bored dude, she's the ice maiden, fire in her eyes, better watchout!

RoobieRoo
stuzzicadenti wrote:

maybe you should rethink the happily part. 

nah dude, we are awesome.  I am married to an Indian girl. I treat her like a queen, she treats me like a king.

Azukikuru
robbie_1969 wrote:
stuzzicadenti wrote:

maybe you should rethink the happily part. 

nah dude, we are awesome.  I am married to an Indian girl. I treat her like a queen, she treats me like a king.

Good for you. My wife treats me like a pawn...

SharonCarter
robbie_1969 wrote:
SharonCarter wrote:

Thanks robbie, glad it's friday as I've got some whisky sampling to do tonight! :D

Woa a chick that likes chess, whisky and Iron Maiden, how good is that?....sigh if i wasnt so happily married it would have been awesome!

Well let me know if things don't work out....only kidding, lovely to see a guy who clearly loves his wife and vice versa.

RoobieRoo
Azukikuru wrote:
robbie_1969 wrote:
stuzzicadenti wrote:

maybe you should rethink the happily part. 

nah dude, we are awesome.  I am married to an Indian girl. I treat her like a queen, she treats me like a king.

Good for you. My wife treats me like a pawn...

Gee dude thats tough, real tough, send her to India for training in the arts of how to care for a man!

SharonCarter
stuzzicadenti wrote:
chess is definitely not for women...look how bored she looks and she hasn't even moved a single piece yet!! 

 

Stuzzi, she's waiting for you to stop combing your hair, take your shades off and sit down so she can whoop your a**!! Laughing

RoobieRoo
SharonCarter wrote:
robbie_1969 wrote:
SharonCarter wrote:

Thanks robbie, glad it's friday as I've got some whisky sampling to do tonight! :D

Woa a chick that likes chess, whisky and Iron Maiden, how good is that?....sigh if i wasnt so happily married it would have been awesome!

Well let me know if things don't work out....only kidding, lovely to see a guy who clearly loves his wife and vice versa.

You'll be number one! we shall drink and rock and play chess till the sun comes up! :D

Cavatine

This reminds me of Reddit (Downvote me for going off-topic.)