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macer75

Dec 16, 2013

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#21

thunder_tiger123 wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

akafett wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

yeah. 60% normal people, 39% weird people. 1% understand it and what's left is your amazing brain. @macer

Wow... that was deep! And I suppose it was intended to be a compliment, so thanks!

It's actually an insult. 60+39+1=100. And what's left is your "amazing brain." Although it may not be intended as an insult to you.

Macer takes everything as a compliment.

Because I'm an optimist!!

me, too. I always see the glass half empty.

Then you're a pessimist, not an optimist. the classic example of an optimist is someone who sees the glass as half full. But of course, that's not a very realistic example, because people don't spend all day thinking about glasses. One way in which I'm an optimist is that I see my brain cavity as half full.

brain cavity... hmmm

I wonder what that is. did you stuff some lollipops in your brain?

Your brain cavity is the space inside your skull that houses your brain. For some people it's completely full, and for other people it's completely empty. Mine is half full :)

thunder_tiger123

Dec 16, 2013

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#22

macer75 wrote:

thunder_tiger123 wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

akafett wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

yeah. 60% normal people, 39% weird people. 1% understand it and what's left is your amazing brain. @macer

Wow... that was deep! And I suppose it was intended to be a compliment, so thanks!

It's actually an insult. 60+39+1=100. And what's left is your "amazing brain." Although it may not be intended as an insult to you.

Macer takes everything as a compliment.

Because I'm an optimist!!

me, too. I always see the glass half empty.

Then you're a pessimist, not an optimist. the classic example of an optimist is someone who sees the glass as half full. But of course, that's not a very realistic example, because people don't spend all day thinking about glasses. One way in which I'm an optimist is that I see my brain cavity as half full.

brain cavity... hmmm

I wonder what that is. did you stuff some lollipops in your brain?

Your brain cavity is the space inside your skull that houses your brain. For some people it's completely full, and for other people it's completely empty. Mine is half full :)

so apparently the other half is full of lollipops, huh?

thunder_tiger123

Dec 16, 2013

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#23

sweet!

macer75

Dec 16, 2013

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#24

No, the other half's empty. There's nothing in it. But I don't normally say it that way because I'm an optimist.

mbh1999

Dec 16, 2013

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#25

@macer75 I'm pretty sure Swellguyisboss was joking.

AndyClifton

Dec 16, 2013

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#26

AlCzervik wrote:

Probably most everyone here aside from the titled players.

lol...you think we do?

west_storm

Dec 17, 2013

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#27

I see this thread as half-off topic, am I an optimist?

thunder_tiger123

Dec 17, 2013

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#28

macer75 wrote:

No, the other half's empty. There's nothing in it. But I don't normally say it that way because I'm an optimist.

an optimist would be happy about lollipops in their brains. I would certainly be

akafett

Dec 17, 2013

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#29

thunder_tiger123 wrote:

macer75 wrote:

thunder_tiger123 wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

akafett wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

yeah. 60% normal people, 39% weird people. 1% understand it and what's left is your amazing brain. @macer

Wow... that was deep! And I suppose it was intended to be a compliment, so thanks!

It's actually an insult. 60+39+1=100. And what's left is your "amazing brain." Although it may not be intended as an insult to you.

Macer takes everything as a compliment.

Because I'm an optimist!!

me, too. I always see the glass half empty.

Then you're a pessimist, not an optimist. the classic example of an optimist is someone who sees the glass as half full. But of course, that's not a very realistic example, because people don't spend all day thinking about glasses. One way in which I'm an optimist is that I see my brain cavity as half full.

brain cavity... hmmm

I wonder what that is. did you stuff some lollipops in your brain?

Your brain cavity is the space inside your skull that houses your brain. For some people it's completely full, and for other people it's completely empty. Mine is half full :)

so apparently the other half is full of lollipops, huh?

Technically, it is 100% full. Of what composition is a different matter.

SwellGuyIsBoss

Dec 17, 2013

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#30

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

akafett wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

yeah. 60% normal people, 39% weird people. 1% understand it and what's left is your amazing brain. @macer

Wow... that was deep! And I suppose it was intended to be a compliment, so thanks!

It's actually an insult. 60+39+1=100. And what's left is your "amazing brain." Although it may not be intended as an insult to you.

Macer takes everything as a compliment.

Because I'm an optimist!!

me, too. I always see the glass half empty.

Then you're a pessimist, not an optimist. the classic example of an optimist is someone who sees the glass as half full. But of course, that's not a very realistic example, because people don't spend all day thinking about glasses. One way in which I'm an optimist is that I see my brain cavity as half full.

Not if the glass is half empty of milk!

thunder_tiger123

Dec 17, 2013

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#31

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

akafett wrote:

macer75 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

yeah. 60% normal people, 39% weird people. 1% understand it and what's left is your amazing brain. @macer

Wow... that was deep! And I suppose it was intended to be a compliment, so thanks!

It's actually an insult. 60+39+1=100. And what's left is your "amazing brain." Although it may not be intended as an insult to you.

Macer takes everything as a compliment.

Because I'm an optimist!!

me, too. I always see the glass half empty.

Then you're a pessimist, not an optimist. the classic example of an optimist is someone who sees the glass as half full. But of course, that's not a very realistic example, because people don't spend all day thinking about glasses. One way in which I'm an optimist is that I see my brain cavity as half full.

Not if the glass is half empty of milk!

I seriously don't get how that makes sense. if something is empty, it's 0. now divide that by 2. 0/2 = 0

which means there is no milk in the glass. so I don't see where you got milk. it could be no lollipops in the glass I don't care. I think it's just a case of personal preference lol

SwellGuyIsBoss

Dec 17, 2013

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#32

you are making me a pessimist.

thunder_tiger123

Dec 17, 2013

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#33

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

you are making me a pessimist.

a true pessimist would say:" you are not making me an optimist"

SwellGuyIsBoss

Dec 17, 2013

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#34

thunder_tiger123 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

you are making me a pessimist.

a true pessimist would say:" you are not making me an optimist"

1. How would you know that?

2. The transformation isn't complete. Maybe if you make a few more posts I'll finish sooner...

thunder_tiger123

Dec 17, 2013

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#35

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

thunder_tiger123 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

you are making me a pessimist.

a true pessimist would say:" you are not making me an optimist"

1. How would you know that?

2. The transformation isn't complete. Maybe if you make a few more posts I'll finish sooner...

1. Ummm I don't know

2. ok I'll stop posting forever, to keep you an optimist.

*untracks thread*

SwellGuyIsBoss

Dec 17, 2013

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#36

thunder_tiger123 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

thunder_tiger123 wrote:

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

you are making me a pessimist.

a true pessimist would say:" you are not making me an optimist"

1. How would you know that?

2. The transformation isn't complete. Maybe if you make a few more posts I'll finish sooner...

1. Ummm I don't know

2. ok I'll stop posting forever, to keep you an optimist.

*untracks thread*

it was a joke.

WarEagle67

Dec 17, 2013

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#37

what were we talking about again?

SwellGuyIsBoss

Dec 17, 2013

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#38

about you guys sending me presents.

WarEagle67

Dec 17, 2013

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#39

A good clue that you're playing a novice...they call the knight the "horsey".

Derekjj

Dec 17, 2013

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#40

SwellGuyIsBoss wrote:

Who here loves chess, but doesn't really understand it?

Not sure what you mean by " dosen't really understand it". You learn the basics, study, and build on that through experience.