I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny? Or is this your way of saying "I'm not available for coaching, so stop asking"?
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Apr 4, 2014
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Ha, I was inspired by other people having coaching services like
Play 1 3 min game: $20
Sorry, it was a joke, although I'm not avalible for coaching as it is.
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Apr 4, 2014
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JMB2010 wrote:
"You even get to go home afterwards" ;)
That's always a good thing, right? To get to go home.
:D
So the offer to look at your chessboard for 10 seconds does not include getting home afterwards?
Just being an arrogant fool because he has a title.
Apr 4, 2014
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pawnstogo wrote:
Just being an arrogant fool because he has a title.
I'm inspired by you.
And you're a jealous, upset fool.
Jealous of some anonymous fool over the internet with a CM next to his username? I am not inspired by you that is for sure.
harryz wrote:
pawnstogo wrote:
Jealous of some anonymous fool over the internet with a CM next to his username? I am not inspired by you that is for sure.
Its called a joke, sir.
Not really. We don't even know who he is.
Can I pay with credit card?
CM's & NM's are also-rans looking to earn cheap bucks.
Take your coaching lessons from an FM or greater.
How much further you yourself going?
Obviously not much or wouldn't have time to take kid's money for "coaching-services".
NM is mainly US swooned over chess-qualification & little more than chess-expert as you know fine well. :)
Netzach, don't have a go at a nm, he is better than us both.
LaurieHo wrote:
Netzach, don't have a go at a nm, he is better than us both.
That's not what I am doing.
If wanting to encourage/motivate those (especially the young) whom aspire to a career in chess it is important to remember that what you are aiming for is ELO 2400.
I acknowledged chess-expert status of NM's but that is simply not good enough for career/income in chess and listening to them may even hamper progression of own brilliance.
NM in US is ELO 2000. What can they teach? (other than basic ideas) if unable to progress beyond that themselves.
netzach wrote:
LaurieHo wrote:
Netzach, don't have a go at a nm, he is better than us both.
That's not what I am doing.
If wanting to encourage/motivate those (especially the young) whom aspire to a career in chess it is important to remember that what you are aiming for is ELO 2400.
I acknowledged chess-expert status of NM's but that is simply not good enough for career/income in chess and listening to them may even hamper progression of own brilliance.
a) this is bollocks, any of us non-masters can learn something from how a master approaches the game. As long as we're not hoping to go to GM!
b) did you even read the OP, this is a joke thread, the CM isn't offering coaching (which really makes your posts a little out of place and bizarre)
Do you do free trials? I'd love to try out your "Greetings" package, sounds pretty cool.
Coaching Services: (All lessons, prices are not exact*)
Greetings- I tell you to go home, and you go home - $100**
Shake the hand - Shake my hand, and then you get to go home - $500.00 USD
Study the Chessboard: Look at my chessboard for 10 seconds, then scram. - $5,000 USD
The Conversation: Come to the house, look at the chessboard, and chat** - $NAN.NAN USD
Play the Master: Play 6 moves against me, then you can go home - $100,000
PACKAGE DEAL: Play 1 game on the royal chessboard, and shake the hand, and I analyze your game, but I don't send it to you - Lots of stuff, the package deal! You even get to go home afterwards! - $1,000,000 USD
*You must pay tax rate (6.5%) and every 3 lessons give $5,000 extra as a thank-you
**$50,000 USD plus an additional $250 for every word said by me and $200 for every word*** said by you
***If you try to codenseyourwords, you will be charged $200 USD per letter