Create the most stupid chess pieces!

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Let your imagination run wild.

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A piece that can only move or take one forward every 100 move.
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Frog, it hops around like a king after both white and black do their turn, will capture the closest piece no matter the color for no apparent reason
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Here is a few variants:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/create-the-most-stupid-chess-pieces

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The woke chess piece. It can pretend to be any piece it wants to be. No rules, so it can change moves at any time. And don't dare complain or you'll be "cancelled".

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That’s so perfect as a chess piece
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Your guys imagination are crazy.

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a Chess piece, that moves like the kking and pawn together but is only active when the opponents kin is in check

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Black hole. It absorbs all the opponent’s pieces unless the King when it’s one move to checkmate by the side of the opponent.
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Bomb. Acts like a pawn but if it makes it to the other side, instead of turning into another piece, all pieces in the back three rows disintegrate. If there is exactly one king there, the other player wins. If there is exactly two kings there, draw, if there is exactly zero kings there, continue with play.
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Elephant Rider. Moves like the knight, but kills any piece in its way, no matter the color. Can choose L shape or zigzag for its move.
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Nuke

Alternative to resigning basically

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So instead of resigning, you just kill everybody? Would that be a draw?
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Rock.
Very uncool piece that does nothing
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So a piece that just takes up space
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The cannon:

A piece that you can use once a game to leap over your opponent’s pieces to capture a piece. Once the cannon is used, it is taken off the board. You cannot use the cannon to take your opponent cannon. It can only move on the back rank left to right.