Create the most stupid chess pieces!
Here is a few variants:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/create-the-most-stupid-chess-pieces
The woke chess piece. It can pretend to be any piece it wants to be. No rules, so it can change moves at any time. And don't dare complain or you'll be "cancelled".
a Chess piece, that moves like the kking and pawn together but is only active when the opponents kin is in check

Let your imagination run wild.