In order to get laid as a chessplayer, first you need to hatch a plan.
do chessplayers get laid?
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And if you really are serious about getting laid, you gotta wear plaid.
I wear plaid quite often and that s not working!
Put the plaid on the back of the tractor .... Zzzhhhhh tractor beam! sucks em right in!
Thanks I will try that!
Ooooh and don't forget! Drive the tractor near WOMEN.
And if plaid got Eddie Albert into Eva Gabor's green knickers, it'll work for you too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=umS3XM3xAPk
Hey Big_Birds dont forget about the big tires on the pick up trucks!
Rrrrrrrrrr the smell of burnin rubber!
Ok Bonny-Rotten Eddie Albert got Eva into the country but he could never get her to take off her jewelry!
No, those necklace g-strings weren't out then.
fisty cuffs are a big turn off though.
A pick up line tried by low rated chessplayers in the past in bars is .....
"If you show me your pieces I'll show you mine".
That last pic is a very good idea.
They will eventually run out of other things to do!
I gotta split too! See ya layruh!
Play chess in the library and you get cuffed by a frisky librarian with specs, a black skirt and unbuttoned white shirt, wearing skin color tights and black high heels. Progress has been made!
He recovered well and got a nice tan.
That took him only a few minutes, but of course then he had to recover.