Each player begins the game with sixteen pieces:.....
WRONG! Each player begins the game with eight pieces and eight pawns! Pawns are not pieces, thus making your whole argument invalid...
Yes! They are called "chessmen"...including the queen...and women are forbidden to serve in infantry or become knights (military restrictions) or bishops (religious restriction; clearly chess is not Episcopalian), or go into castly-looking things. I didn't make this wonderful game up.
Ideas change the world. Ideas are sometimes more powerful and revolutionary than concrete objects! It's the ideas that allow us to create new technology.
You unintentionally started a serious topic.



Computer argument:
Suppose the jar is empty and the man forgets to check:
So when the man makes sure the jar is full, and a cup of coffee is made, who "made the coffee"? The machine, the man, both? If you're inclined to say the machine, consider how the man programmed the machine to create the coffee exactly according to his own specifications. Isn't it the same as a person pounding a nail into a board with a hammer? Who pounded in the nail... the man, not the hammer. So it seems that the man is "making the coffee", but it doesn't seem the same as the man actually physically making the coffee does it? Moving on:
Here you might be able to start to see the problem. If you agree with the statements before this scenario, is the man "making the coffee" while he is in the shower? "Making the coffee" starts to become a generalized phrase, but can mean totally different things. If you don't agree:
machines don't know how to make coffee. they get no pleasure from it, they aren't able to taste anything, and they can't determine what tastes humans like. the machine is simply carrying out the tasks it was programmed by the man to complete. so who "made my coffee?"... the dead man? you see here you ARE witnissing coffee being made... just as you ARE witnissing a computer "playing chess". Computers:
Due to lack of nothing else to call this, 99% of all people would see this and think, "Oh wow! They are playing chess!" But are they really? Is the machine really making coffee? Are the computers really playing chess? Most of you criticize oin for his post, but does the computer scenario of "making coffee" equate to the human scenario of "making coffee"? Does the word "chess" when referring to watching computers execute programmed commands equate to the word used to describe two grandmasters playing?
Now think on your own how two brand new players' idea of "chess" is not consistent with two grandmasters' idea of chess. Think about if someone asked you what your hobbies are and you said, "I like to play chess". If the person asking knows nothing about it, that's just about the same as hearing, "I like to play monopoly". So they will probably stand there waiting to hear your other hobbies, when in reality that might be one of your only hobbies. It might just come down to "playing" chess versus "studying" chess, but I agree that the word "chess" alone sparks completely different thoughts in the minds of an experienced player and a "noob".
Notice Oin is asking 'Does "Chess" Exist?', and not 'Does Chess Exist?". I think his title alone made it clear that he questioning the ambiguity of the word chess and its inconsistency at different levels, not the actual existence of the physical game...