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Sometimes you can lose lots of points.
Sometimes you can lose lots of points.
Let's take a look at the game.
1. e4 e5
Not a bad move. Pushing for the center.
2. Nc3 f5
The focus is on f5. You say F5 is bad. But it really is harmless in this context.
3. exf5 g6
White accepted the "gambit". So Black replies with g6. That would undermine the kingside. But it keeps the white pawn away from the center. This looks like a variation of the Danish Gambit, where the d, c, and b-pawns are used as a gambit.
4. fxg6 h5
h5???? Why???? That is a very absurd move. I would do hxg6 because it frees the rook from its file.
5. Nd5 Qg5
Qg5. Horrible move. That allows for Nxc7, which is what happens. King and rook are forked, Black loses material.
6. Nxc7 Kd8
7. Nxa8
You see, it was not the f-pawn's fault that Black lost their rook. It was Black's fault that they did not realize that the knight was a threat and moved the queen. Very sad tale.
In all your examples, the loser has zero common sense. Falling into Fool's mate is... foolish. It wasn't f3 that caused the Fool's mate, it was the f3-g4 combination that did.
Sorry, RichHair. You can't fool me.