EQ vs IQ : More reasons to ban chess

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trysts
Fkey wrote:

What did the expert say lol ?

Female tomato plants are more intelligent on all measures ?

 

He said they're more intelligent than he is, and I agreedTongue Out

Female tomato plants definitely are more intelligent than male tomato plants. Once again proving that every species is alike on that questionWink

IpswichMatt
iamdeafzed wrote:

My backyard actually consists of a bunch of used coffee cups, discarded tarps, rusting car parts, and toilet paper cardboard rolls.

More bragging.

trysts
iamdeafzed wrote:
trysts wrote:
Fkey wrote:

That is someones backyard ??

I am REALLY jealous now

I remember the good old days when all our back yards were like that, Fkey, 160 million years ago. How times have changed...

I know. Now people exist, the Industrial Revolution has occurred, and we get to debate things like the efficacy of EQ, and why its supremacy means we should all stop playing chess.

I liked the old days better, myself.

Me too...Cry

I never cried so much in a thread since I read elubas translating clear english into elubas-speakCry 

trysts
Fkey wrote:

What about that pdela man ?

I have seen him posting in perfect English, then in a kind of broken Spanish /English ?

Or are we sticking with intelligence lol ?

I think we're getting on slippery sidewalks if we start assuming cartoon characters/nuclear physicists can speak spanish in the first place, let alone that it is merely a case of his spanish being broken. Lets stick with male/tomato intelligenceWink

A-Tail-Of-2-Kittehs

crikey trysts, i never saw the correlation!

trysts

Laughing

Pulpofeira

He are a guru of sex.

iamdeafzed

We're sticking with intelligence. Because it's a well-known fact that if females had any sense, they'd choose to be men. Gloria Steinem even admitted this. So did Andrea Dworkin. So did an elephant-orangutan hybrid that was several times mistaken for Andrea Dworkin.

trysts

Every time I have to pay rent, I really do wish I was a male insteadTongue Out

kkl10
trysts escreveu:

Lets stick with male/tomato intelligence

Bold decision...

Mating technicalities may harm unprepared, young sensibilities. But I'll concede that perusing such discussion could have educational value for some.

(just a funny peculiarity of the Portuguese language, nevermind me)

iamdeafzed
Fkey wrote:

Hmm, maybe I will join Shulamith Firestones group S.C.U.M

Do you have any better inflamatory comments designed to elicit a response, or is that the best you have ?

 

Nah, I have some better ones, but I need to save those for the cops that arrest me, and the judges that try to sentence me afterward. And my lawyer after he fails to keep the judge from sentencing me.

trysts

@kkl10:Laughing

iamdeafzed

Nah, I'm not a fraud. Not anymore, at least. I mean granted, I used to be, but then the SEC started noticing, so I had to tamper it down a bit.
Also, fraud gets a little hard trying to explain to customers after awhile. Fleeing to overseas countries, etc.

I'm sure you're familiar with the drill yourself. Maybe not the chainsaw though.

TheOldReb
iamdeafzed wrote:

Nah, I'm not a fraud. Not anymore, at least. I mean granted, I used to be, but then the SEC started noticing, so I had to tamper it down a bit.
Also, fraud gets a little hard trying to explain to customers after awhile. Fleeing to overseas countries, etc.

I'm sure you're familiar with the drill yourself. Maybe not the chainsaw though.

Why would the South Eastern Conference  care ?  Wink

A-Tail-Of-2-Kittehs

well we could do with more unisols! men with extremely low EQ, even though dangerous behind the wheel, still can serve a purpose!

PatZerblunder

Ban chess? And miss all this entertainment? Never....

iamdeafzed
Fkey wrote:

Hmm Mr iamdeafzed, I rather think that yourself and other men have had your day.

Whilst your abilities were undoubtedly useful in the days of the dinosaur they are somewhat of a hindrance nowadays in the struggle to build a better world.

It might be better if you were all deep frozen and woken up occasionally to be milked.

 

"If women ruled the world, everyone would still be living in grass huts."
-Anybody sane

YuriAdamov

EQ is when you try to compensate for the lack of brain with your appearance and IQ the other way around. EIQ is best

Sitting-Duck

Well so far all the IQ floating around the place still has not come up with a single worthy rebuttal which is hardly surprising as my first post basically says it all. Apart from the tomatoes thing, I did not see that coming for some odd reason. I thought we would be discussing porpoises by now.

SilentKnighte5

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