For Bored People (Chess960)

I got an idea when I was feeling bored!

Let's analyse every starting position of Chess960!

I'll start us off:

I dindt get it... 

arent their liek over 1000 unique start positions in ches960 or sumthin... dis is imposible 2 do

Chess960 is called Chess960 because there are 960 starting positions.

For an easier question, people can answer this instead:

How long do you think it'll take for us to analyse all 960 starting positions?

But there are over 100,000 combinations of ways to position seven misspellings and inaccuracies in a 17-word phrase.

Not sure if that's a joke, but that position violates both of the two restrictions on chess960 positions.

What are the violations?

1. Bishops must be on opposite coloured squares

2. King must be between both rooks

Okay then, position #2:

Position #3: