Where did you here it was possible ?
Grand Master in 3 moths

Seriously, I'm not joking. I had a crystal coming to me in a dream and it said to play blitz for 9 hours a day and you'lle become the next GM.
Why you think I joined this shitty site? Starting playing this shitty but amazing game and wasting my time here?

So where do the 3 moths in the title come into it? Are they giant moths, or are you then a very small GM? And how can you be inside 3 of them simultaneously? Has one of them eaten you and then successively been eaten by the other two, like Russian dolls? What have you been smoking?
I wish you success with your plan (but watch out for giant bats!).
Hi,
Can I become a grand master in 3 months? I heard that it's possible. If I pratice playing blitz games for 9 hours each day will it happen?