Perhaps one of the most popular~ "I am just here for the chess dudes"- 2Q1C
Greatest Quotes of Chess.com
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- @kaynight
"I play openings like a 1800 but my opponent blunders and I lose"- 2Q1C
"I saw the title. I was vaguely interested.
I saw who posted it. I was hooked.
I saw it was not a troll thread. (Or at least not a very obi ours one). I was disappointed.
I expected better Macer. I expected better."
-vicountvonjames
"Just saying" - @cottonsock 
Just saying is another one by kaynight, actually.
Pulpofeira wrote:
Just saying is another one by kaynight, actually.
And this one by Ziryab is one of the best chess quotes I've heard: "Thousands of blitz games made me an expert. If I wouldn't have played them, probably I'd be a master".
These are not great quotes, just some popular quotes.
"Hmm" - @IAMBBW
"Say Hello in the my blog Hello!" - @Firefly_2010
"SHOCKING! HAAAAAAA" - @Smositional
Pulpofeira wrote:
And this one by Ziryab is one of the best chess quotes I've heard: "Thousands of blitz games made me an expert. If I wouldn't have played them, probably I'd be a master".
Nice one! 
"A cheater is just a loser pretending to be a winner" - @Elisabeth13
rishikeshwaran wrote:
Noice..
"A cheater is just a loser pretending to be a winner" - @Elisabeth13
rishikeshwaran wrote:
Any great Macer quotes?
"A cheater is just a loser pretending to be a winner" - @Elisabeth13
rishikeshwaran wrote:
He is of course the greatest master
"A cheater is just a loser pretending to be a winner" - @Elisabeth13
" I am now locking this thread"---CrystalMoon.
I help the homeless.
- @bishod
Spoken by all those puzzle people. 
Spoken by David on numerous accasions. 
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