Greatest Quotes of Chess.com

"He's been cloned, and the clones play on his account when he's asleep.  Remember the TV show "Orphan Black"?  This is like Orphan White and Black. "

~ @oregonpatzer

"Stealer of Memes

Plagiarizing God

Dont force a conversation

I wont even Nod"

~Mi_Amigo 

boy

"has to be a democrat: he plays WHITE to take advantage and RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS"

~ @ironcladd

I did tho.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"en passant was created in 2014 when CERN after a power upgrade created a space/time bubble and merged our universe with an alternate universe that had totally different chess rules. The "history" of en passant is simply a product of the Mandela effect from our collective memories being distorted. A pawn in a position where it can be taken en passant exists in a probability cloud like an electron, and like schrodinger's cat it is both in play and dead at the same time until the other player interacts with the board exerting influence on the quantum field."

~ @andbell

"Why play like engines, when you can play like warriors. Use your brain."

~ @bong711

"Send them to the gulag."

~ @bronsteinpawn

ok den.

"This reminds us of 30 years ago at my old chess club old guy had one of those metal flasks filled with brandy he was good player but if you could get past first 15 moves, 20 sly swiggs later you knew you had his measure when he would go to move his queen and placed it in the ash tray and said check!!?"

~ @mrmerbs57

Boy

"This guy regrets asking a stupid question. He was probably high or something"
~superchessmachine

that is some deep shit there

lol yeah

"Secret is use them, dump them... play more Chess..."

~ @lionvanhalen

 "Most people are not all bad or all good. Not all black or white. Most of them are pretty grey."

~Queenmonochrome