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Godsoriginalfool

Here is an interesting article about the duck penis. Be careful how you say "duck penis", one may think you mean "duck, penis" or "DUCK! penis" (as if incoming) 

 

https://www.popsci.com/duck-penis-social-pressure

varelse1

Wow! It's been a long time since anybody has made me look that bad. Nicely done! -- my opponent.

Mi_Amigo

lol

Godsoriginalfool
IAMBBW wrote:
Godsoriginalfool wrote:

Not sure if that is a reference to G. Day, the mental capacity of the duck species or the slang meaning of quack. Nor do I want to know. 

HEY FOOL CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE NOW OR ELSE......

If you finish your sentence I will consider your threats and if I am willing to change my avatar....

 

Not likely tho

 

Godsoriginalfool
IAMBBW wrote:
Godsoriginalfool wrote:
IAMBBW wrote:
Godsoriginalfool wrote:

Not sure if that is a reference to G. Day, the mental capacity of the duck species or the slang meaning of quack. Nor do I want to know. 

HEY FOOL CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE NOW OR ELSE......

If you finish your sentence I will consider your threats and if I am willing to change my avatar....

 

Not likely tho

 

The heck , why are you doing this 

I am simply trying to get you to understand that not all ducks are bad. Why do you hate ducks? Has ANY duck ever done anything to you, personally? 

Godsoriginalfool

I was walking through a park one day after a flock of geese had migrated through the area, and let me tell you, they had shat EVERYWHERE. I literally could not take a step without stepping in a pile of goose shit. To this day, I have no ill will towards ducks. 

Godsoriginalfool
IAMBBW wrote:
Godsoriginalfool wrote:
IAMBBW wrote:
Godsoriginalfool wrote:
IAMBBW wrote:
Godsoriginalfool wrote:

Not sure if that is a reference to G. Day, the mental capacity of the duck species or the slang meaning of quack. Nor do I want to know. 

HEY FOOL CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE NOW OR ELSE......

If you finish your sentence I will consider your threats and if I am willing to change my avatar....

 

Not likely tho

 

The heck , why are you doing this 

I am simply trying to get you to understand that not all ducks are bad. Why do you hate ducks? Has ANY duck ever done anything to you, personally? 

You don't understand do you , I have no time to explain you the whole story what they have done to me , don't go for their innocent looks you have no idea what they think about human from inside, so CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE NOW

Now you are harassing me. What country are you from? 

Godsoriginalfool

To answer your SORTA question about myself understanding. The answer is yes, I understand everything I NEED to understand. If you WANT me to understand your position of hating ducks you will have to explain that to me. If you want me to change my profile pic based on your hatred that is another story. 

MagikKnight21

just ignore him

he tells a lot of people to change their pictures

AdityaMehta1101
Every pawn is precious !
superchessmachine

All of my threads go out of control at school or night...

superchessmachine
IAMBBW wrote:

Every life is precious

*Mostly every life is precious

superchessmachine

"*points to off topic*

the children's table is over there"

~ @wanmokewan

superchessmachine

He is no longer with us...

GM-CatTheCool

I am not 2Q-CatTheCool 

superchessmachine

"I am not 2Q"

 

~ @CatTheCool

superchessmachine

HERE IS HOW TO FORMAT QUOTES:

 

"QUOTE HERE"

 

~ @username

MagikKnight21

Make me a moderator and in 5 days this place will be unrecognizable. Great serious players will start coming back and chess.com will become again the greatest chess site in the world. 

- Pashak

superchessmachine

lol yeah

incorrectname

Some vague sentence said 10 years ago