I sometimes like to masturbate just before a game, that increases my arm strength so I can easily move my larger pieces around the board. It also give my hand some well needed lubrication for when it's time to shake my opponants hand...
Think you might be looking at a ban for that, ecig man.
It's a good thing we play over the Internet then!
I don't just play on the internet Ethalaustin
There are fat people on many sports. The guy on this photo (Walter) was one of the best players of Brazilian Championship last year:
You sound like a tosser David Dixon,