Give him water.
Help !...I caught a babybird !...what do I do ?
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Lola, I will send THIS guy over to help you immediately.
Lola, you have got to act like a mummy bird. Talk, i mean, chirp to it.
Also, try feeding it by vomiting. Best to eat worms first.
Oh, make a nest in your room and you can pretend to fly around.
I'm sure the babybird would luv that 
One more thing...have you named him/her yet? That's important.
celot wrote:
Reb wrote:
Seriously Lola , its nest must be nearby . The best thing you can do is return the bird to its nest if you can find it but thats a BIG IF .
You cannot return a baby bird to its nest. If you even touch it, the mother bird will notice the human scent and kill it.
In that case go ahead and feed it to your cat . 
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celot wrote:
Reb wrote:
Seriously Lola , its nest must be nearby . The best thing you can do is return the bird to its nest if you can find it but thats a BIG IF .
You cannot return a baby bird to its nest. If you even touch it, the mother bird will notice the human scent and kill it.
That's a myth.
"Lola, you have got to act like a mummy bird. Talk, i mean, chirp to it". Yeah Lola, get inside the costume.
Tonight before you go to bed. Make a sacrifice to the Greek Goddess of birds--Rhiannon. 
place it under the nearest tree. it's parents are frantically searching for it. it's supposed to learn to fly
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celot wrote:
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celot wrote:
Reb wrote:
Seriously Lola , its nest must be nearby . The best thing you can do is return the bird to its nest if you can find it but thats a BIG IF .
You cannot return a baby bird to its nest. If you even touch it, the mother bird will notice the human scent and kill it.
That's a myth.
I disagree but that is not important. There is no point in risking the bird's life to decide an argument.
There's no point in talking about what's best for the bird because that would be risking the bird's life huh?
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ab121705 wrote:
place it under the nearest tree. it's parents are frantically searching for it. it's supposed to learn to fly
Good idea, here's another one:
Place it under your pillow when you go to sleep tonight and the bird fairy will leave you a nickel.
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I don't give a shit about the bird, you're correct.
But misinformation is boring and lazy.
IDK why the mother bird would kill it but, if Lola DOESN'T make an effort to help the little one, then we should KILL LOLA! 
NOooooooooooo!!
Maybe It's just illustrating the point that ALL BIRDS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREE HEALTH CARE! O.o
RonaldJosephCote wrote:
"Lola, you have got to act like a mummy bird. Talk, i mean, chirp to it". Yeah Lola, get inside the costume.
Yeah! That's the idea.
Also, I suggest trying the Bird Opening?
1. f4
Here is the link.
https://www.chess.com/opening/eco/A02_Bird_Opening
Of course, there is the Dutch Variation as well... 1. f4 d5
Maybe make up your own variation.
Seriously Lola , its nest must be nearby . The best thing you can do is return the bird to its nest if you can find it but thats a BIG IF .