Help! I'm facing the Boungcloud
There is an aul myth which says that one guy played Ke2 so fast that his opponent was literally blown off the board!

Ke7 was your only hope of equalising... if his King gets to the center of the board while your king relaxes on the backrank... you are in for sure humiliation.
The boungcloud will envelope you, and you will find it difficult to breathe. You may feel a little light-headed, but eventually paranoia will set in.
And when it's all over, you will feel the need to munch on something, and your clothes will stink.
I am afraid you have lost. But don't worry you are not the only one to lose to the mighty boungcloud , many have shared your fortunes. Take care , and I hope this game teaches you to respect the powerful weapon that is Boungcloud !!
Please help me!! I facing the opening in chessworld.net. My opponent has played a "Delayed boungcloud opening!. And I do not know what to do!! OMG I'm lost already!!!(this game is not a joke, my opponent actually played that moves). I'm black in this game.