Help! I'm facing the Boungcloud

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Avatar of orejano

Please help me!! I facing the opening in chessworld.net. My opponent has played a "Delayed boungcloud opening!. And I do not know what to do!! OMG I'm lost already!!!(this game is not a joke, my opponent actually played that moves). I'm black in this game.

 


Avatar of swiss_chess
checkmate him
Avatar of demonicvanguard
Yes, he is definitely bringing the Monarch out! My guess is that he believes he has you on the ropes and is preparing for his end-gameSmile e.g.: moving his king towards the center of the board. I would resist the urge to resign and wait for the Boungcloud to blow over:-> Stay strong!!
Avatar of i_hate_chess
That looks more like a more common 'Bongcloud' move. Play rapidly and he'll get confused.
Avatar of rednblack
Resign now; it's the only way to save face.  Unless you know your thirty pages of theory, you're toast on this one.  Wink
Avatar of orejano
I'm so dead....
Avatar of hondoham
it is unethical to ask for advice in the middle of a game.  But, since you broke the ice... you're screwed.  especially if 8.Nd4!!
Avatar of Graw81
i_hate_chess wrote: That looks more like a more common 'Bongcloud' move. Play rapidly and he'll get confused.

 There is an aul myth which says that one guy played Ke2 so fast that his opponent was literally blown off the board!


Avatar of Charlie91
Seriously, I'm just beginning to know about this Bongcloud opening...  Is this opening just a joke, or what?  Did I miss the bandwagon?  Yell
Avatar of oginschile

Ke7 was your only hope of equalising... if his King gets to the center of the board while your king relaxes on the backrank... you are in for sure humiliation.

The boungcloud will envelope you, and you will find it difficult to breathe. You may feel a little light-headed, but eventually paranoia will set in.

And when it's all over, you will feel the need to munch on something, and your clothes will stink.


Avatar of TalFan

I am afraid you have lost. But don't worry you are not the only one to lose to the mighty boungcloud , many have shared your fortunes. Take care , and I hope this game teaches you to respect the powerful weapon that is Boungcloud  !!


Avatar of Attack-Defense
Queen to d3 +!! followed by qxq,cxq,king takes d3 and your knight forks the king and the rook by taking the pawn on f3...simple- nothing to fear here
Seriously- this is a joke, right?
Avatar of Dahan
He's a novice. Anyone who knows this opening will tell you that there is no such thing as a "delayed Boungcloud". I disagree with most here. I think you can still win. He wasted precious moves in his opening using his pawns when he could have had the king bolting from the start. You'll be fine.