Here's an OP opening to help you get above 2000 live blitz.

So I made a secondary account that is chess.com approved to test out this OP opening.

chess.com/member/hangingpieceschomperalt

You fianchetto your king as fast as possible and then wait for your opponent to hang a piece.

You're welcome for the freelo.

I agree. Good find!

I know people who call f3, Kf2, d3, Ke3, Kd2, and Ke1 the "lumsy" to 2700 on lichess.

Did you actually win using this?

chess.com/member/hangingpieceschomperalt

lookup the account, i'm winning games against 2000s with this OP opening.

And hear I thought it might have finally been useful advice… as if he had any to give

I think the Grob is even better than fianchettoing your king. Because the Grob was played by Claude Bloodgood, a profoundly gifted chess player often dubbed the "Ramanujan of chess". He reached 2789 USCF with no formal training.

not the murder but also 2700

Put this in the Openings forum, people look at that a lot.