Hmmmmmmmmmm, solve these problems yourself
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May 19, 2008
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#4
The fact of the matter is that MY LINE leads to a win for black 55% of the time and team chess.com is MANIPULATING the clock. STALLING. This does not sit well with me. They know that I have played PERFECT chess since move one. They know they have been on the ropes since move 4 when I ate their pawn and they had no counter--they didnt even see it coming. They want to anger me to timing out. They have sunk to new depths. I am quite UPSET!!!
I'm not sure if I will EVER accept a draw now. Don't change the rules on the fly team chess.com. My move was made 2 hours into my move and it hasnt even shown up yet--6 hours later.
Admit it team chesscheaters.com, you are LOSING. Anyone with chessmaster 3000 can analyze the position and see black has the advantage. Anyone with ANY program can set up the position and let the computer extrapolate the moves and see black wins more than 50% time. That's WAY more than I need to win. See, I PLAY PERFECT CHESS. I play the ONE move that it takes to either win or draw when it's my move. If 2000 games were played and black won 1 and lost 1999, that means I WIN. Once there is ANY winning line found, I have won. You cant beat a program (3 in my case). Don't believe me? Ask Mr. Kasparov and Mr. Anand how they fared against programs.
Tick me off anymore team chess.com and I may play this game out to move 149 or whatever it takes. People are bound to jump ship if it just drags out with bishops moving back and forth for 50 moves. Thats when I STRIKE, when you let your guard down.
I am the best internet chess player BAR NONE that has ever logged on to the www since 1996. I have prove my UNMATEABILITY time and time again. And I am proving it now. I want some COMPETITION. I WANT A CHALLENGE. Where is Kramnik? Get me ANAND!. Somebody. Anybody. I WANT TALENT!!!!!
May 19, 2008
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#5
cheater_1 wrote:
They know that I have played PERFECT chess since move one. They know they have been on the ropes since move 4 when I ate their pawn and they had no counter--they didnt even see it coming. They want to anger me to timing out.
Cheater 1, you should replace I with "my computer programs" because truth of the matter is you suck without computer programs and your ugly
jaja, que boludo
batgirl wrote: You sure do whine a lot.
He has to! It's his role. Everything cheater_1 writes try to imagine being spoken in the shrill, shriek of a super-villain. Cheater_1 is Megatron, is Skeletor, is Dr. Claw.
Jesus, did I just write that? I'm going outside...
I've always read his posts in my mind with a Darth Vader voice.
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Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!
May 19, 2008
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#10
jajaja,
he started this forum as a complaint and he is getting made fun of
jajajaja
this is great
Or alternatively...
cheater_1 wrote: Hmmmmmm, it seems that NOW once I make a move in our little vote chess game, it doesnt get tallied until AFTER my 24 hours are up. In the past, once I made a move, it IMMEDIATELY gets counted and it becomes team chess.com's turn. I made my 30th move Rxa7 HOURS AGO, but you have to wait 17 more hours before it's your turn. Hmmmmmmmmmm. What is your motive team chess.com? Stalling for time? Hmmmmmmmmmm. Don't play games with me, snarf snarf.
cheater_1 wrote:
The fact of the matter is that MY LINE leads to a win for black 55% of the time and team chess.com is MANIPULATING the clock. STALLING. This does not sit well with me. They know that I have played PERFECT chess since move one. They know they have been on the ropes since move 4 when I ate their pawn and they had no counter--they didnt even see it coming. They want to anger me to timing out. They have sunk to new depths. I am quite UPSET!!!
I'm not sure if I will EVER accept a draw now. Don't change the rules on the fly team chess.com. My move was made 2 hours into my move and it hasnt even shown up yet--6 hours later.
Admit it team chesscheaters.com, you are LOSING. Anyone with chessmaster 3000 can analyze the position and see black has the advantage. Anyone with ANY program can set up the position and let the computer extrapolate the moves and see black wins more than 50% time. That's WAY more than I need to win. See, I PLAY PERFECT CHESS. I play the ONE move that it takes to either win or draw when it's my move. If 2000 games were played and black won 1 and lost 1999, that means I WIN. Once there is ANY winning line found, I have won. You cant beat a program (3 in my case). Don't believe me? Ask Mr. Kasparov and Mr. Anand how they fared against programs.
Tick me off anymore team chess.com and I may play this game out to move 149 or whatever it takes. People are bound to jump ship if it just drags out with bishops moving back and forth for 50 moves. Thats when I STRIKE, when you let your guard down.
I am the best internet chess player BAR NONE that has ever logged on to the www since 1996. I have prove my UNMATEABILITY time and time again. And I am proving it now. I want some COMPETITION. I WANT A CHALLENGE. Where is Kramnik? Get me ANAND!. Somebody. Anybody. I WANT TALENT!!!!!
Well you are correct when you say you want talent because it's pretty clear to everyone you have none of your own. You may want talent but what you need is a life. You claim to be the greatest player to ever log on to the WWW when in reality it's the program playing and you have nothing to do with it. I got an idea for you go get yourself a life.
jajaja
I am not sure why somebody who call himself "Cheater" gets upset when he sees a possible cheating...
Cheating is one of the rules in this game.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think.Hmmmmmmmm
You know what, the Darth Vader voice really works for me!
I wonder if James Earl Jones counted cards...
I cked on the game looking for the option to speed up the game and couldn't find it. For those who didn't get the memo 'DON'T FEED THE TROLL'. Where is that option?
Cheater_1: LATITUDE.... I am your Father.
LATITUDE: NOOOOO00000ooooo......
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The dialogue is a little to wordy for Darth Vader. Whether Vader valued brevity or ... i don't know... was more or less stuck inside a volcano... for the amount of time for the ....Emperor to come from Clear Across the Friggin Galaxy.
My internal voice is more of a cheesy crime boss from the roaring twenties.. Real nasal voice.. ends sentences with "hear" ...calls the police "copper" ...smokes a tiny stogey out of the side of the mouth.
May 20, 2008
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#19
You all try to make light of the situation. You all MOCK me. Well, we'll see who has the last laugh. Always remember he who laughs last laughs the loudest.. I will have the last laugh.
It's not easy taking on 850+ people, even though only a fraction of that number are voting. 1 vs 850 and the ONE is winning. Underneath your mocking tone, I know there is some respect for me. My whole life has been an uphill battle, and this is yet another test. Yes, I am on the outside looking in. Yes, I am the boy at the playground who has been shunned. Yes, I am the weakling who gets picked on by the jocks. Yes, I am the one who is picked last for the football team. Yes, I am the one who no girl picks for the dance and is left standing alone in the corner. Yes, I am the one boy who was forgotten when the bus left and had to walk 5 miles home by himself crying all the way. Yes, I am the one who had to go see Star Wars by himself because all his "friends" are going with their own friends. Just as you all sympathized when Anakin turned to the dark side, for he was a victim of society, I'm quite sure you can at least UNDERSTAND my ways, my motives.
I am the champion for all the downtrodden. I REPRESENT all the people who havent gotten a fair shake in the game of life. I am fighting for YOU. I am fighting for all the folks who have tried and tried and put forth YEARS of effort at whatever it is that they hoped and dreamed for, only to see it given to someone else who NEVER EVEN lifted a finger. This game is PERSONAL to me. I am giving it 100%. Nothing in life matters more right now than me CHECKMATING team chess.com. It is not my concern if you all are not taking it seriously and are banking on a rematch. I am playing as if my LIFE depended on it.
Hmmmmmm, it seems that NOW once I make a move in our little vote chess game, it doesnt get tallied until AFTER my 24 hours are up. In the past, once I made a move, it IMMEDIATELY gets counted and it becomes team chess.com's turn. I made my 30th move Rxa7 HOURS AGO, but you have to wait 17 more hours before it's your turn. Hmmmmmmmmmm. What is your motive team chess.com? Stalling for time? Hmmmmmmmmmm. Don't play games with me.