how to beat a grandmaster?

How to beat a grandmaster?

Have them abandon/resign/timeout/get checkmated

Why are you even thinking about that?? You are 100+ elo. You will never ever in your life get even close to beating a grandmaster. I am 480 rapid and wouldn't even think about how to beat any 2000+. Even 1000+ are scary, fearsome and ruthless to me.

provide him with a wobbly chair?

I'm happy with beating people in the 1000-2000 range. I beat someone 1700 rapid in daily once and drew a 1450 in daily960, and an 1150 in blitz but that's it, that is nowhere close to GM

ayo chill

I am chilling

bruh even top players started at that level, as long as they've time, they can easily reach 2500+ in few years and start beating up titled players regularly

well you gotta chill more

I did not even use Caps Lock

if you are 2000+ rated on chess.com and you are playing an OTB game with a grandmaster, just make them play blindfolded.

ah yes the classic caps lock image!

even then, I think it will be super hard to beat a gm. Magnus Carlsen once played 10 lawyers simultaneously blindfolded and beat them all

nah i think they will destroy you anyways lol

the odds will still be like 2.5-5% winning chance

Get him heavily drunk!

well magnus carlsen proved everybody wrong

As far as I remember I won my only medal here being drunk, so the effect might be the opposite

Then Magnus wasn't drunk enough! He needed a couple more Long Island Iced Teas.

Note that I said heavily drunk, not just drunk, as in completely wasted and then some!.

Train