I heard the award is of truly epic proportions.
How to calculate your chess.com Epic score

Jesusthefetus is IDIOT MENTAL AND STUPID he/she SUCKS
But if it's on an EPIC scale, it still counts... no?

Jesusthefetus is IDIOT MENTAL AND STUPID he/she SUCKS
But if it's on an EPIC scale, it still counts... no?
Lol minus epicity, epic on the negative scale perhaps.

What if I don't qualify for any of those categories?
Well then you are average. Nothing wrong with average. Most of the population is average and if everybody is average it means there's nothing wrong with being average or there's something wrong with everybody, which again makes having something wrong with one being the norm, I e making that in itself the definition of average
Chess.com has an epic award.
It goes to people who qualify for one or more of the following categories.
Outstanding beauty
Outstanding intelligence
Outstanding service to chess.com
Outstanding chess skill
Even qualifying in one category gives you epicness. Qualifying on two makes you an epic master, three an epic overlord and four an Epoch. (Epic squared=Epoch)