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Good grief, it's the mother of all virtues, how dare thou say such an impertinent thing! What ho, is extolling Gell Mann for an eternity what you desire? He's the underdog and for good reason! Don't mind if I have glass of lemonade with that, I'm feeling a tad bit acidic here in the home grounds.

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Mind you, the sheer sight of Gell Manners even existing is causing me to my brain to swirl around in a virulent profusion of the unknown. I seriously doubt they have any form of social etiquette. Never appreciating the humble bang of a bongo drum.

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Ok, but this conversation lacks authenticity. It's boring. You're putting on a show but I'm not entertained.

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Feynman's First Anti Gell Manner Law of Motion

Children who draw squiggly lines as a means of entertainment are to be banished from our cult, which only accepts true adherents of Feynamnism. We claim that they are not yet ready for this turbulent profusion that arises from QED. Feynman diagrams must be handled with extreme precaution

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llamonade2 wrote:

Ok, but this conversation lacks authenticity. It's boring. You're putting on a show but I'm not entertained.

 

That is in a superposition of being the point and not a point at all, isn't it? 

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Ok, that was better. As long as you're willing to have fun with it I might have some fun too heh happy.png

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From my perspective that's all we're really doing, passing time, entertaining ourselves.

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Feynman's Second Anti Gell Manner Law of Motion:

Any mentioning of the number 8 is strictly prohibited as it references one of Murray Gell Mann's most magnificent achievements. All humans who persist to have the pretentious name of Octavius are to be immediately annihilated via virtual particle antiparticle annihilation.

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Haha happy.png

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Feynman's Third:

For every retaliation Gell Mann exerts, there will not be an equal and opposite reaction retaliation. There will be a retaliation with force extending into the transfinite, so hold your hoods high, renormalisation enthusiasts. Feynman will overcome the GM Repulsion.

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That's it from the Feynmanism devoted cult followers. Our joke of the day is as follows:

Whenever a policeman asks for why you carry two identical credit cards, blast them with a collimated beam of light and affirm that you are innocent due to wave particle duality. We strongly advise that you scamper away at the suitable velocity.

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lol, sorry I can't participate, but it's fun to read.