ZOMG A FORMER FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!! Everybody stop, please, for the love of God this guy ONCE PLAYED FOOTBALL AT SOME POINT IN HIS LIFETIME!
Huh, huh, now I know why this site has worthless chess
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"tank_murdoch is a loner and a rebel, and as such has no contacts. Perhaps it's all just a cry for help…? Reach out to tank_murdoch by sending a private message. Maybe the two of you will become fast friends."
http://uk.gamespot.com/users/tank_murdoch/contacts
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
"tank_murdoch is a loner and a rebel, and as such has no contacts. Perhaps it's all just a cry for help…? Reach out to tank_murdoch by sending a private message. Maybe the two of you will become fast friends."
AND he's a motherbeating ex-FOOTBALL PLAYER for christ's sake!!
I'm 5'11, 285, and I'm a member of Gold's Gym - any other stupid questions? I didn't think so.
Tank
Please don't beat me up over the internet.
ivandh wrote:
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
"tank_murdoch is a loner and a rebel, and as such has no contacts. Perhaps it's all just a cry for help…? Reach out to tank_murdoch by sending a private message. Maybe the two of you will become fast friends."
AND he's a motherslapping ex-FOOTBALL PLAYER for christ's sake!!
Oh! that's pretty frightening.... I mean, a 400lb, sixty-one year old guy, living on another continent and having no idea about anyone's true identity or location... I've never felt so threatened.
p.s. I spoke too soon, he's just burst through my wall!
Tank_Murdoch wrote:
I'm 5'11, 285, and I'm a member of Gold's Gym - any other stupid questions? I didn't think so.
Tank
This is like a has-been tough-guy comb-over. The glory days are gone, man. Shave it off.
Tank_Murdoch wrote:
I'm 5'11, 285, and I'm a member of Gold's Gym - any other stupid questions? I didn't think so.
Tank
Man I could kick your butt so bad; I'm 5 foot 1.5 plus shoes and hair, 110 pounds and about 20 of them is fat. I have a YMCA membership that gives me access to the Wellness Center. You wanna go? Huh? I'll beat the crap out of you right here right now.
Jul 25, 2011
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#30
Tank_Murdoch wrote:
I'm 5'11, 285, and I'm a member of Gold's Gym - any other stupid questions? I didn't think so.
Tank
Now... I mean...sigh
Tank_Murdoch wrote:
I'm 5'11, 285, and I'm a member of Gold's Gym - any other stupid questions? I didn't think so.
Tank
I've been looking for a virtual bodyguard to protect me from all the bullies 'round here.
How much virtual money do I have to pay you to virtually kick the tar out of Prawn', Ivan, TheGrobe, and 'quarki?
I'm not exactly flush with virtual money, so it has to be reasonable, virtually.
I'd love to see them get theirs!
Jul 25, 2011
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#32
Tank, you have to learn how to read and interpret the numbers here a bit better: 6000+ in Live Chess, 2000+ GAMES! ... which means that at any one point in time, two-thirds of those in Live Chess are engaged in a game - a very typical situation for ANY chess server ANYWHERE.
bigpoison wrote: I've been looking for a virtual bodyguard to protect me from all the bullies 'round here.
How much virtual money do I have to pay you to virtually kick the tar out of Prawn', Ivan, TheGrobe, and 'quarki?
I'm not exactly flush with virtual money, so it has to be reasonable, virtually.
I'd love to see them get theirs!
Whatever he's paying you, I'll act tough and pretend I can afford to double it.
You know what happens to former football players? There knees go out and they get hooked on opiates. That explains the agrresive behavior. Opiates make me irritable too.
DrawMaster wrote:
Tank, you have to learn how to read and interpret the numbers here a bit better: 6000+ in Live Chess, 2000+ GAMES! ... which means that at any one point in time, two-thirds of those in Live Chess are engaged in a game - a very typical situation for ANY chess server ANYWHERE.
Hey man, he's a former football player, you can't expect him to handle complicated arithmetic like that.
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
p.s. I spoke too soon, he's just burst through my wall!
The man you posted looks very friendly and socially savvy. He doesn't come across as a Tank to me. Nor as a Murdoch. I see him as the kind of guy who might sometimes commentate on football games...
StairwayToTruth wrote:
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:
p.s. I spoke too soon, he's just burst through my wall!
The man you posted looks very friendly and socially savvy. He doesn't come across as a Tank to me. Nor as a Murdoch. I see him as the kind of guy who might sometimes commentate on football games...
Or rent cushy sofas.
Jul 25, 2011
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#38
He's been a member since July 22. Four whole days. I guess some people are just out to make enemies as quickly as they possibly can. 
whirlwind2011 wrote:
He's been a member since July 22. Four whole days. I guess some people are just out to make enemies as quickly as they possibly can.
Enemy is too strong a word, he's certainly made an arse of himself though.
How much do you weigh?
OVER 9000!!!