Hurt burgers/heal Tater Tots!
Hurt/heal chess youtubers!

Because he's lame at analysis I think. He has great entertaining videos, but I learn nothing from his posts.
none of his videos are for teaching people.
the purpose of the channel is to promote his app, which probably wasnt even his idea because he didnt know how to take back a move. he's too busy living the life of a 22 yr old millionaire.
hell, the channel probably wasnt even his idea either.

Sorry it took so long. Here are the updated standings -
Chessnetwork (Jerry) - 38 points
Chessexplained (Christof Sielecki) - 40 points
Kingscrusher (Tryfon Gavriel) - 23 points
themagnuscarlsen (Magnus Carlsen) - 6 points
GJ_Chess (Gunjan Jani) - 30 points
jrobichess (?) - 20 points
thechesswebsite (?) - 29 points
TheBackyardProfessor (Kerry Shirts) - 12points
Hurt-Backyard professor
Heal- Magnus Carlsen