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I am new to chess, can you help?

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HarveyLikesBowling
HarveyLikesBowling
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May 25, 2018
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My best friend, Michael Moore, told me to take up bowling.

 

But they don't have bowling in prison, so here I am with a chess set for the rest of my life.

 

I need to learn some tactics so I can score with the chicks in the other cellblock. Any advice?

aaaaaaairlol
aaaaaaairlol
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May 25, 2018
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#2
Use the tactics trainer, it’s some next level training stuff.

When you get better, smuggle in a chess board & pieces and let your inmates really know who’s boss.

You got this...
RG621
RG621
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May 25, 2018
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#3

Another troll.

HarveyLikesBowling
HarveyLikesBowling
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May 25, 2018
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#4

"smuggle in a chess board & pieces"

 

I already have the pieces and board. I just don't know where they go. I am more used to two breasts flopping in my face.

 

What should I do with all these pawns? Can I send them into bars and clubs to recruit new queens? (If you know what I mean).