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I think chess.com should start beard growing contests.

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Hair-raising idea, frykte. It could be discussed in this topic...

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/why-is-womens-chess-different  How would we verify that any such beard was genuine - and not merely digitally-enhanced?

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It's easy to pretend a beard on the internet. Though I assume cheater_1 would win. He would buy, no, create the world's greatest never seen before hair growing substance. And with his ultra-hyper intelligent shampoo disposal system his shampoo would reach his hair with 0,37 N less effort to beat us all. Really, do you think we stand a chance?

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I think chess.com should start beard growing contests.

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frykte wrote:

I think chess.com should start beard growing contests.


How about something faster, like a hotdog eating contest?  It only takes a few minutes to stuff yourself sick.  Or better yet, a WAFFLE eating contest.  The world record is only 29 8-oz waffles in 10 minutes, set on Oct. 7, 2007.  Talk about a weak record ripe for plucking-- all you need to do is eat 30 waffles in 10 minutes for the world championship!

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I think there should be a beard of the month award for chess.com. First award goes to Steinitz.

 

 

Avatar of Cystem_Phailure

Steinitz had a bit of a head start.  But how about if the beard trophy is named after him?

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Uhhh... wouldnt a beard growing contest be considered sexist in today's confused/overly sensitive world ?!  Wink

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   LOL Reb!  That is so true. The world today is not the one I remember growing up in. Everything is like a "walking on eggshells" mentality. I can only imagine it 5 years from now, if we don't blow the heck out of ourselves with nukes first.

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Reb wrote: Uhhh... wouldnt a beard growing contest be considered sexist in today's confused/overly sensitive world ?! 

Uhhh... wouldnt a beard growing contest be considered sexist in today's confused/overly sensitive world ?! 


 

ChessMarkstheSpot wrote: LOL Reb!  That is so true. The world today is not the one I remember growing up in. Everything is like a "walking on eggshells" mentality. I can only imagine it 5 years from now, if we don't blow the heck out of ourselves with nukes first.

Will a woman ever win the beard growing world championship?

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Reb wrote:

Uhhh... wouldnt a beard growing contest be considered sexist in today's confused/overly sensitive world ?! 


Why?  Nobody said women can't enter!  It's not like a WGM chess title where only one gender is even allowed to compete!  Cool

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