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I KNOW Who the Best Chess Player in History Is!
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I think you posted in the wrong forums. Next time, try https://www.chesskid.com
Jun 26, 2016
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#4
This is the kind of content i'm thankful I don't pay for. Also I agree with o.p.'s post 100%. I had a personal trainer named Sven. It's a very european like men in speedos and brexit.
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Ladies and Gentleman,
I KNOW Who the Best Chess Playr In Histiory Is!
I no wat u are thinkin...Magnus Carlson? Boobby Fisher? Garry Kacparov?
NOT AT ALL!
He bets playr in Histiory is obviosly SVEN SHWART. Want to knjow why?
Here's za Poof*!
Sven Shwart is obviusly he best playr in za world. he reason is obvios to zose wishin to find it, but for hose ineducated minds - read in. Fistly, Shwart as finised everytournament he is in with a perfect0 score of 0 points. Sicondly, he has finised first in every sinle ornament he has been in--that is, first from last. And finally, Sven Shwart once played against himself--and finished first, from last. These are convincing reasons of why Sven Shwart is the wor...I mean, best, player of all time. Have Magnus Carls0n, Boobby Fisher, or Gary Kacparov always finished first from last in all their tournaments? I fink not.
*By za way, inelightend sols, let it be nown zat me spell chcker is za BEAST!
You really take the troll thing very serious.
Besides, good trollish thread.
There should be a referendum where we vote who the best troll is, who should lead TrollU. Robertxit. I vote for Marco
Jun 26, 2016
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#7
Don't bother bestpony, everyone on the losing side will not accept the result and be calling for a rerun.
But I'll make sure the vote turnout is 100% - not some measly 75% or whatever! And Marco has to make clear exactly what his win will signify and lead to - and make sure to keep his promises!
Keep to yourself fela.... We all have our own greatest.....!
bestpony wrote:
There should be a referendum where we vote who the best troll is, who should lead TrollU. Robertxit. I vote for Marco
Ok, you can do it. Please open a new voting thread, make the list of the candidates and let's see the votes.
lol at kasparov
bestpony wrote:
But I'll make sure the vote turnout is 100% - not some measly 75% or whatever! And Marco has to make clear exactly what his win will signify and lead to - and make sure to keep his promises!
According to the home page, chess.com has 14.7 million members. But granted, some of them are banned/inactive. So instead let's use a different stat. Currently, there are 13k people on live chess. Given the time of day, I don't think that this number represents peak activity on this website - and if I remember correctly, I've recently seen the number top 20k. Nevertheless, let's stick with the current number of 13k. To have a 100% voter turnout, that's the number of people who will have to vote in your referendum.
MarcoBR444 wrote:
bestpony wrote:
There should be a referendum where we vote who the best troll is, who should lead TrollU. Robertxit. I vote for Marco
Ok, you can do it. Please open a new voting thread, make the list of the candidates and let's see the votes.
*Please set up this up on a neutral thread. As Robert tends to fudge the result in his own favour.
Marco has outgrown Dead Bob & it is an honour to be the the King's PR rep.
Jun 26, 2016
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#14
MarcoBR444 wrote:
bestpony wrote:
There should be a referendum where we vote who the best troll is, who should lead TrollU. Robertxit. I vote for Marco
Ok, you can do it. Please open a new voting thread, make the list of the candidates and let's see the votes.
You have to be at least Level 10 and a member of the TrollU Commitee to be a candidate.
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:
bestpony wrote:
There should be a referendum where we vote who the best troll is, who should lead TrollU. Robertxit. I vote for Marco
Ok, you can do it. Please open a new voting thread, make the list of the candidates and let's see the votes.
You have to be at least Level 10 and a member of the TrollU Commitee to be a candidate.
In that case, who are all of the eligible candidates?
LOL, Nikprit, wonderful image @ #17.
4 trophies sent to you.
OK, I WILL CREATE A NEW VOTING THREAD FOR BEST TROLL.
I will list some very known trolls and we can start voting.
I will try to invite PetriKeckmen to make that html magic to count the votes with his engine.
Jun 26, 2016
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#18
I am not sure what Nikprit means by "fudging the result". The only time I did so was when I removed Messi000, who was canvassing for votes.
Indeed, in that Chess.com Hall of Fame MSC157 won but in the later one, limited only to Hall of Fame members, more members decided to vote for me.
Jun 26, 2016
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#19
MarcoBR444 wrote:
OK, I WILL CREATE A NEW VOTING THREAD FOR BEST TROLL.
I will list some very known trolls and we can start voting.
I will try to invite PetriKeckmen to make that html magic to count the votes with his engine.
That is not allowed by TrollU laws.
WOW !
I AM REALLY TROLLING THE TROLLU!!
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You have recently announced that you are going create a thread that you will create a thread trying to vote for the best troll.
Such threads are carefully regulated by the TrollU Committee and are only to be created by the TrollU Committee, according to TrollU laws.
We are sure you know this, so we will give you another warning - your final one. One more step out of line and we will be forced to ban you from TrollU.
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Ladies and Gentleman,
I KNOW Who the Best Chess Playr In Histiory Is!
I no wat u are thinkin...Magnus Carlson? Boobby Fisher? Garry Kacparov?
NOT AT ALL!
He bets playr in Histiory is obviosly SVEN SHWART. Want to knjow why?
Here's za Poof*!
Sven Shwart is obviusly he best playr in za world. he reason is obvios to zose wishin to find it, but for hose ineducated minds - read in. Fistly, Shwart as finised everytournament he is in with a perfect0 score of 0 points. Sicondly, he has finised first in every sinle ornament he has been in--that is, first from last. And finally, Sven Shwart once played against himself--and finished first, from last. These are convincing reasons of why Sven Shwart is the wor...I mean, best, player of all time. Have Magnus Carls0n, Boobby Fisher, or Gary Kacparov always finished first from last in all their tournaments? I fink not.
*By za way, inelightend sols, let it be nown zat me spell chcker is za BEAST!