You must really be bored today. :)
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you mean oc, losing to <2000 rated players in less than 30 moves. clearly you need to work on that thought process. lol.
and btw, I can't believe your bored with all the craziness of today.
you need a more wild kind of forum.
dont' ask me to find it. I have no idea where the trolls are thickest. someone in the dark corners of the internet I suppose...
May 20, 2016
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#5
kstorn wrote:
By the way you said aggresive 11 times.
And was 0 for 11 at spelling it correctly! 2 G's in aggressive!
Of course, he can't spell "too" either. To = "I am going to the store". Too = "Too much Too little Too late to ever lie again with you"
Also, the first few words already says you aren't ready for opening theory. The moment you say "I am a tactical player" or "I am a positional player" is the moment that you are NOT a chess player!
To be any good, you have to understand both tactics and strategy, not one or the other! No opening guarantees a wild or slow game! I've had in my 2500 tournament games everything from wild Slavs to grind-it-out Najdorfs, from wild Caro-Kanns to quiet King's Gambits!
There's a reason why I play things like the Torre or Colle when facing wild fools like the OP, and yet throw in everything but the Kitchen Sink when playing against clowns similar the guy that every few months is asking for slow, boring, uneventful, dull, whatever else openings.
Universal Player = Chess Player
Tactical Player = Chess Player Wannabe
Positional Player = Chess Player Wannabe
You guys are awesome and can understand a joke...I may need to raise my online friend standards.
EscherehcsE wrote:
You must really be bored today. :)
Fridays at work are generally slow...
kstorn wrote:
By the way you said aggresive 11 times.
Thank You Mr. Abacus :-)
Don_frye1 wrote:
1.) you are losing to
Lies!!! all lies!
thegreat_patzer wrote:
you mean oc, losing to <2000 rated players in less than 30 moves. clearly you need to work on that thought process. lol.
and btw, I can't believe your bored with all the craziness of today.
you need a more wild kind of forum.
dont' ask me to find it. I have no idea where the trolls are thickest. someone in the dark corners of the internet I suppose...
Work is slow on Fridays...
I may whack around the chess.com thickets to see if i can stir up a troll nest.
ThrillerFan wrote:
kstorn wrote:
By the way you said aggresive 11 times.
And was 0 for 11 at spelling it correctly! 2 G's in aggressive!
Of course, he can't spell "too" either. To = "I am going to the store". Too = "Too much Too little Too late to ever lie again with you"
Also, the first few words already says you aren't ready for opening theory. The moment you say "I am a tactical player" or "I am a positional player" is the moment that you are NOT a chess player!
To be any good, you have to understand both tactics and strategy, not one or the other! No opening guarantees a wild or slow game! I've had in my 2500 tournament games everything from wild Slavs to grind-it-out Najdorfs, from wild Caro-Kanns to quiet King's Gambits!
There's a reason why I play things like the Torre or Colle when facing wild fools like the OP, and yet throw in everything but the Kitchen Sink when playing against clowns similar the guy that every few months is asking for slow, boring, uneventful, dull, whatever else openings.
Universal Player = Chess Player
Tactical Player = Chess Player Wannabe
Positional Player = Chess Player Wannabe
That plane hasnt landed yet...
May 20, 2016
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#12
Yu kneed too qwork in yur speiling skeils. Yu mispeled agressive.
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Yu kneed too qwork in yur speiling skeils. Yu mispeled agressive.
I WaS TrYiN To B GaNgStA Yo...
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Yu kneed too qwork in yur speiling skeils. Yu mispeled agressive.
"qwork in"? Is that like twerkin?
May 20, 2016
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#15
Diakonia wrote:
I am an agressive/tactical player looking for agressive, tactically agressive openings that involve agressive, tactical gambits, but arent to agressive, or tactical, but are risky, agressive, and tactical, but not to risky, agressive, or tactical. Can anyone suggest any highly agressive, tactical openings that arent overly agressive, or tactical, but involve sacrifices that are agressive, but arent to agressive?
jengias told me that you don't need openings at your level, but only endgames. jengias also told me that should you disagree with this common sense advice, you're an idiot.
hicetnunc wrote:
Diakonia wrote:
I am an agressive/tactical player looking for agressive, tactically agressive openings that involve agressive, tactical gambits, but arent to agressive, or tactical, but are risky, agressive, and tactical, but not to risky, agressive, or tactical. Can anyone suggest any highly agressive, tactical openings that arent overly agressive, or tactical, but involve sacrifices that are agressive, but arent to agressive?
jengias told me that you don't need openings at your level, but only endgames. jengias also told me that should you disagree with this common sense advice, you're an idiot.
Where is the idiot sign up sheet?
I am an agressive/tactical player looking for agressive, tactically agressive openings that involve agressive, tactical gambits, but arent to agressive, or tactical, but are risky, agressive, and tactical, but not to risky, agressive, or tactical. Can anyone suggest any highly agressive, tactical openings that arent overly agressive, or tactical, but involve sacrifices that are agressive, but arent to agressive?