i was mistaken for bobby fischer

Not trying to be mean.... but you may want to go have a chat with your doctor. There is too much that doesn't add up and honestly this all sounds like a delusion of grandeur.... which you have admitted that you have had before. Just quit while you are ahead now man. There is no possible way you were blowing these players off the board yet unable to retain a modicum of that skill level... you say you struggle with otb.... fair, but no way you shouldn't be drawing 1300's on chess.com if you were that good online at one point.

At.  Least. You weren't mistaken  for LouisLunchbox

this is very true.

The beard is unmistakable

i have despite me using 20 minutes on my clock and my opponent 1 hour 30 minutes got 4 draws vs 2150 fide players in proper otb rated games.

i have gone to the owner of the internet chess club for evidence for my claim, he has said he is looking into it.  I have actually played Vishy Anand in a simul and played in the isle of man masters the worlds top swiss.

Wales isnt a part of england it is its own nation with a parliement, a flag, a national anthem and most importantly- a rugby team, we decide to pool our resources with england and scotland and northern ireland.  That relationship used to be forced but today relies on good will- and there is plenty of good will with england in wales. the country is called britain not england and a welshman thought up the idea of britain because the welsh are the remenants of the original people of the british isles.

britain was a celtic nation before we brought over the anglo-saxons, the welsh are still celtic as are the scots and northern irish. and the beegees i think are all dead so if i say hello to them i got to be in the never never land.

But have you seen his wife Mr Jones?

This was an awesome read and the thread only got better. God bless  

wales has remained an ancient kingdom by not picking on its neighbours but working with them and long may that open welsh nation remain

Oooohhhh.... so that's what Welch means. 

All these years I never knew that.

In that case what does "Dutch" mean?

eh i would believe it but only if it can be proven from a picture of that day

although i have tried to contact Nigel Short on this issue he ignores my comments, but Marty the internet chess club owner has shown a guarded interest in my comments. Nobody wants to look ridiculous it seems.

You should keep writing these stories. Nonsensical as they may be, they're sort of well-written and creative.

https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/the-netherlands-holland-and-dutch

And the etymology of both 'Deutsch' and 'Dutch' comes from the Old English 'thiod,' which means 'people.' So Deutschland - land of the people. Dutch - people, folk. The Dutch opening is the people's opening.

I am not 'knowingly' Fischer , @nicbentulan , i am only interested in classical chess and am not American I am Welsh.  Though we welsh are very pro-american and anyone being anti-american is frowned upon in Wales.