if chuck norris played chess theyd have to sponser him with his own enrgey drink like redbull too bad he refuses to dirnk his own pee
If Chuck Norris played chess...
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Chuck Norris invented chess.
If Chuck played Chess ... he cannot play at Live Chess, because it is illegal to SAY "Chuck" there now~! (Unless of course Chuck manages to 'change some minds' there, heheh :)
Last I heard. when Chuck Norris sat down to play Chess, all the pieces (even his own) offered their own Kings as a sacrifice to make Chuck go away.
Naturally, this didn't go well with him, so he round-house kicked all of 'em.
lol again
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Chuck%20Norris%20card/the_leet_kid/theultimatecard.jpg
Chuck Norris pokemon card, very creative.
boogaloo wrote:
Maradonna wrote:
In this picture it looks like his head has been cut and pasted onto somebody elses body.
No way.. that's the Delta Force pic! I think... i dunno.. whateva.
I think it's Invasion USA pic. Delta Force 2 was my favourite Chuck movie. The part where he's throwing around his own troops shows he doesn't only do Karate. Of course the ultimate Chuck moment was when Bruce Lee broke his arm and leg. I think it was the best I've ever seen Chuck act, he almost cried.
DMX21x1 wrote:
boogaloo wrote:
Maradonna wrote:
In this picture it looks like his head has been cut and pasted onto somebody elses body.
No way.. that's the Delta Force pic! I think... i dunno.. whateva.
I think it's Invasion USA pic. Delta Force 2 was my favourite Chuck movie. The part where he's throwing around his own troops shows he doesn't only do Karate. Of course the ultimate Chuck moment was when Bruce Lee broke his arm and leg. I think it was the best I've ever seen Chuck act, he almost cried.
ALMOST.
When the boogeyman goes to bed every night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris first. 
The only reason Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee was because Bruce Lee shaved off Chucks mighty beard when he was asleep.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse on the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes.
royalflush, ur jokes are so freaking lame
Once, chuck norris beat kasparov by moving his king off the board, and then declared that he won on time once kasparov couldn't checkmate him.
is the best one
The word "check" was actually derived from Mr. Norris's given name.
Once, Bobby Fischer asked Chuck Norris to play without his 8 of his pawns, 2 of his rooks, 2 of his knights, 2 of his bishops, and his Queen. Chuck Norris agreed and still won.
Chuck Norris can checkmate you while he’s still in check
Chuck Norris can checkmate you even if the only piece he ever has on the board is a pawn.
A chess problem composed by Chuck Norris: White to play and mate in 83 moves.
Words,words,words ... Had Chuck played VS. Bruce Willis ?