If Kanye West was a chess player....
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This is the next big copypasta. Invest lest you intend to be a part of the rest without an egg nest.
Imalittleaxleotto wrote:
After a long day at work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest, to take a Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get dressed in his Kanye Vest, and go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church to get Kanye Blessed, and then to a hotel to be a Kanye Guest. Then he's off to school to take a Kanye Test. But he forgot to brush his teeth, did he run out of Kanye Crest? He then realized his neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
What the hell is a "Kanye West" ??
It's what happens when you're trying to go Kanye East, but get totally lost because you're attacked by a Kanye Beast with a Kanye Yeast infection, who wants to, at Kanye Least, have a Kanye Feast on your little body. When you survive, you have to find a Kanye Priest. That's why you go Kanye West.
Hewo
Jan 23, 2022
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Given his style, I would suppose the chess board would be velvet, and the chess pieces would be studded with diamonds.
I also suspect he would invent new chess slang. He would call castling leveling up.
I could see him changing the game as well. To where you need to checkmate the Queen instead of the King. His reasoning. Because a man isn't a punk who's going to hide behind a whole bunch of pieces. He's going to do the right thing and use all his resources to protect his Queen.
Jan 23, 2022
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macer75 wrote:
And after he retires, he will publish a book titled "Kanye West's Greatest Games of All Time."
An in his best one he manages not to blunder his queen until move 7.
He would be a troll...
Who he?
Who ye?
DubstepJunkie wrote:
He would play the French
He would play some obscure opening like the grob or the wayward Queen and try to be different.
He'd want extra weights on his Queen's bottom.
That's brilliant!