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This almost made me laugh out loud. And I rarely do while reading...

I can almost translate kurogkug's last paragraph.

He basically just announces that after 6.5 months of trying, BorgQueen is clearly not well-versed enough in the English language to answer his query. I hope he goes off to plague the ICC. 

I was more impressed with BorgQueen's persistence. You were on that carousel days after the controller switched it off.

Sorry. It was like standing next to the last embers of a rather glorious bonfire not wanting it to end.. 

Ok. Hey! Kurogkug. Your mama's so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

hi borgqueen im sorry what i did before,im too sensitive and my pride is to high.can you accept me as your friend again?.i wait to your answer borgqueen.

Welcome back to the forums, Kurogkug...

*Sigh*

All Right!!

Life has purpose again!

thank you again borgqueen.did you watch the movie windtalkers borgqueen?.because i have 2 questions about what the general said in movie.he said to his subordinate or his soldiers ''we ship tomorrow in the island of saipan and he said that ''its of strategic importance that we capture this island''.so do you understand what he said borgqueen?.and can i say this sentence like ''its of strategic importance that we capture this square when it comes to the game of chess?.i wait to your answer again borgqueen.

<grabs popcorn and sits attentively>

*Seagulls gather at the back of the trawler for fish to be thrown into the sea*

(Eric Cantona)

This is the best thread. Thanks to everyone involved, specifically:

~*~*~*~*kurogkug & BorgQueen~*~*~*~*

I went from believing in kurogkug, to thinking he was a troll, to seeing the good in him once again! There is no way he is a troll. They tend to have a shorter attention span. Kurogkug is just... an anomaly. A lovable anomaly.

BorgQueen! Please, don't give up on kurogkug. I see his incessant questions as more of a simple desire for human contact than a burning need to know about strategy.

I wait to the continuation of this touching story of friendship, loneliness & the will of the human spirit...

He's a human zen koan. [he being kurogkug]

thank you again borgqueen and to you guys.i have another question about the sentence that i gave to you borgqueen,because i notice that every words that the generals say in the war they always add the word strategic in every words they say.so my question is why?.i wait again to your answer borgqueen.

thank you again borgqueen.i cannot focus to some other word because or to move to study other words because i am not skiptical,i have to know first this word strategic before ill go to some other words.ill be honest with you borgqueen,remember before that i ask you that the word strategic is an adjective of strategy and you said ''no'' and i start to confuse again because when i look to the dictionary the meaning of strategy and to the bottom of the meaning  i saw the word strategic,so i am right.okay borgqueen why you just get some dictionary and look for the meaning of strategy and you gonna find out that i am right and you are wrong.i am right because the word strategic is an adjective of the word strategy.try get some dictionary and you will find out that i am right.i wait again to your answer borgqueen.

...and the student becomes the teacher...

<cue the brass gong>

 Belly laugh!

There was a man named Kurogkug,

who caused BorgQueen to wince and shrug,

Once more the word "skiptical",

I may cut off my testicle,

Before I pull the bloody plug.