If you were given $50 and had to spend it on a chess product, what would it be?

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samtoyousir
nameno1had wrote:
DrFrank124c wrote:
nameno1had wrote:
zborg wrote:

A good chess book.  And a good (ale) beer, from a brewery within 500 miles of me.

Always better when it's fresh.

What ales do you recommend ? Everyone seems to like lagers and I imagine they taste like mule p!$$....

What does mule p!$$ taste like since you seem to be in the know.

Notice that I used the word imagine because, I truly don't know. it is speculative on my part...perhaps I have an over active imagination... ?

Nuh huh!!! You said I imagine theytaste like that. You were imagining what lagers taste like. You haven't had any lagers right? So you likened it to something you had tried. Nice try though.

TheGrobe

Pure win, that.

nameno1had
Addicted-to-Chess97 wrote:
nameno1had wrote:
DrFrank124c wrote:
nameno1had wrote:
zborg wrote:

A good chess book.  And a good (ale) beer, from a brewery within 500 miles of me.

Always better when it's fresh.

What ales do you recommend ? Everyone seems to like lagers and I imagine they taste like mule p!$$....

What does mule p!$$ taste like since you seem to be in the know.

Notice that I used the word imagine because, I truly don't know. it is speculative on my part...perhaps I have an over active imagination... ?

Nuh huh!!! You said I imagine theytaste like that. You were imagining what lagers taste like. You haven't had any lagers right? So you likened it to something you had tried. Nice try though.

It is my imagination. If I want to imagine lagers taste like mule p!$$, that is my right...I never imagined that anyone would feel that I attacked their taste, or am I not allowed to imagine that either ?

lol

...now I am wondering what they may have fed a mule that, ever gave such an idea to the world ?

DrFrank124c
katz_is_batts wrote:

It tastes like warm Pinot Grigio.  You should try it sometime.

I have heard that some health fanatics drink cow p!$$! They claim its good for the health. Also some people drink their own for health reasons. I would imagine it has a sour taste since it is acidic.

TheGrobe

I've eaten very expensive cheese that was aged in goat piss.

It tasted like goat piss.

ajttja

or maybe this:

nameno1had
ajttja wrote:

or maybe this:

 

I had considered the idea earlier but after looking at that board, I doubt I'd find one less than $200...

nameno1had
TheGrobe wrote:

I've eaten very expensive cheese that was aged in goat piss.

It tasted like goat piss.

Aha...perhaps my ancestors were swindled and the memory burns in my imagination to this very day... Wink

TheGrobe

Hey, that was goat piss, not mule piss.

I have my standards.

nameno1had
TheGrobe wrote:

Hey, that was goat piss, not mule piss.

I have my standards.

I do too. P!$$ is p!$$. However, I have noticed that certain cultures and pirates alike, have liked p!$$ in some ways...

I try not to think of alcohol as yeast p!$$, while enjoying a good drink...

TheGreatOogieBoogie

Probably Bo Hansen's Secrets of Chess Strategy to augment Shereshevsky's Endgame Strategy and maybe a minor piece endgame book too.