Pure win, that.
If you were given $50 and had to spend it on a chess product, what would it be?

A good chess book. And a good (ale) beer, from a brewery within 500 miles of me.
Always better when it's fresh.
What ales do you recommend ? Everyone seems to like lagers and I imagine they taste like mule p!$$....
What does mule p!$$ taste like since you seem to be in the know.
Notice that I used the word imagine because, I truly don't know. it is speculative on my part...perhaps I have an over active imagination... ?
Nuh huh!!! You said I imagine theytaste like that. You were imagining what lagers taste like. You haven't had any lagers right? So you likened it to something you had tried. Nice try though.
It is my imagination. If I want to imagine lagers taste like mule p!$$, that is my right...I never imagined that anyone would feel that I attacked their taste, or am I not allowed to imagine that either ?
lol
...now I am wondering what they may have fed a mule that, ever gave such an idea to the world ?

It tastes like warm Pinot Grigio. You should try it sometime.
I have heard that some health fanatics drink cow p!$$! They claim its good for the health. Also some people drink their own for health reasons. I would imagine it has a sour taste since it is acidic.

or maybe this:
I had considered the idea earlier but after looking at that board, I doubt I'd find one less than $200...

I've eaten very expensive cheese that was aged in goat piss.
It tasted like goat piss.
Aha...perhaps my ancestors were swindled and the memory burns in my imagination to this very day...
A good chess book. And a good (ale) beer, from a brewery within 500 miles of me.
Always better when it's fresh.
What ales do you recommend ? Everyone seems to like lagers and I imagine they taste like mule p!$$....
What does mule p!$$ taste like since you seem to be in the know.
Notice that I used the word imagine because, I truly don't know. it is speculative on my part...perhaps I have an over active imagination... ?
Nuh huh!!! You said I imagine theytaste like that. You were imagining what lagers taste like. You haven't had any lagers right? So you likened it to something you had tried. Nice try though.