im broke how am i suppose to get premium?

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Michael_L25

I don't wanna get a job and I'm broke, life is unfair. why is life all about work?

Potato50012

Become a titled chess player. Or, get a job.

DEFAULT-DANCE-MANIA
If i knew how to post images there would be a big shrek in your face
autobunny
Michael_L25 wrote:

I don't wanna get a job and I'm broke, life is unfair. why is life all about work?

It isn't. You could live on worms. Your choice. 

autobunny

Or live on worms 

superchessmachine

Perhaps a start would be selling your mobile device.

autobunny
superchessmachine wrote:

Perhaps a start would be selling your mobile device.

Then what would you smash the worms with to soften them up?

superchessmachine
Hardest bone in the body
The hardest bone in the human body is the mandible, which is more commonly known as the jawbone. This bone is also the largest and strongest bone in the human face.
superchessmachine

Easy job done.

autobunny

That would be inconvenient and unhygienic. Also how will he post pics of his meals on social media?

I hope the op appreciates how hard I'm trying to save his phone. 

superchessmachine

He can use his laptop. And laptops these days can handle smashing worms.

superchessmachine
cottonsock wrote:
Superchess let the OP use your laptop, I mean it gives out so
Many boring messages ( attention seeking)

Not autobunny. I mean the guy who started this threads laptop.