I´m having a date with this girl

As you know, my wife left me and go to live with a coworker because she said I spend too much time on chess. I think my habit of playing on the bed was the drop that spilled the glass: she usually complained about bishops poking her buttock.

Anyway, I´m !trying to turn the page (thoug I still miss my beloved Dolores, sigh!) so I´m having a date tomorrow with a girl I met on Tinder. What excites me the most is that she likes chess. She told me she is a beginner, so I expect to teach she, to give all my knowledge to her. Here you have a picture of she.

That's a picture of Judit Polgar. You should remove it before you get reported.

Judit who? No way

I think she has put on serious weight since this pic.

I'll report him now.

Why??

Dude, search up Judit Polgar and this is the first image you get.

The trolling is extremely obvious here.

Apparently Dolores couldn't get him to shut up either. 

Finally I had the date!...or I was supposed to. I went to that bar in the suburbs at 3 am, as we had arranged, wearing a daisy on my hair, because she asked me that, but she never showed up. Oh guys, my heart is bleeding!

No nice, sad

next time you have a date, just eat it.  it's also good for the heart.  forget the girl, you can even eat it alone.

Hypocrite...

Stop what?

I didn't insult you. Well, unless the fact I stated was offending you.

You are calling everyone else a troll but you are a troll too. That makes you a hypocrite.