Important message to everyone

this shit's hilarious 

     Suddenly, in the mist of posting an important message to everyone......                                                              

Happy Snorlax! Maybe he plays chess too 🤗

Who the **** is Snorlak?

lol this shit from hilarious to ridiculous 

wtf

dude... where even is your first post that replied from my last hilarious to ridiculous post coming from, implying my direction?

whtth...

nor am I a Dr. because no way in hell you ever catch me gripping a newborn's ankles then smacking its fresh innocent lower cheeks because my boss says you must be sure it's not a stillborn.

      OH NO!   We've got cross-thread contamination.  Intermediated has absolutely no idea who he is, or WHERE he is. He's lost his memory and his mind. We must help him to get back to the proper thread. The portal will only be open for another 12 hrs.   THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO EVERYONE!    The weather on Chess.com calls for more cross-thread contamination all week long.                                                                                                      

SUMUA EVERYWHERE

                            AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON CHESS.COM                                                 

the hell you mean contamination?

your advice to you, or your friend with red ball'd nose wearing only briefs displaying weather??

dude what th 

Ever notice how boring men's briefs are? Usually white, at best you get black, gray, dark blue. Boring and tired. My loins deserve as much color as my eyes get to enjoy.

colorful 

 I'm thinking about tie-dyeing some.

perhaps all

That is an excellent idea!

and think, you had not come up with it

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