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I've played chess for awhile now and I am self-taught and have average skills.   I also love to play fun open minded people, like a lot of people I have met here.

Now about my dislike,,, I have played chess on yahoo and have seen a lot of people who used chess programs , were sore loser, uptight snobs, spy-ware and all the lil Yahoo gangstas. But there were a few good players there that made the game fun. It was more trouble than its worth and thats why i am playing here now.

Well I started out with another name here and even some of the 1200 ranked people gave me a good game. LoL, i got my ( I ) handed to me and decided its time to try and wake up and play better. I played about 12 games and the last 4 games i played i  lost because it was a 24 hour time limit and couldn't log back on because of my server being down.The bad part about losing the games on time was because I ad a good chance at winning all 4.So rather than use the old account with a sad ranking ( am sure not proud of)  I started from scratch and made a new account and have not used the old one since, forgive me for being a n00b here because if thats a sin then I am Judas. One of these days you also may experience n00bism some where.

And forgive me father because rather than wana lose games by fluke I used vacation time just in case but didnt need it. I was thinking better safe than sorry. I still made my moves on time and you can look at my timeout % stat if you dont take my word for it because its on 0% and if i am right then that = zelch.

Why I am posting is because a senile old guy that has the personality of a pet rock (but older) is saying that I am using vacation to try and trick him or confuse him. Thats no problem to fix if you wana ask me to stop. Rather than give me a chance to hear his side of the story and respond and stop,he makes a post in the forum about it.I am not the serious type but I do take fair play serious. I would rather be called a SOB than a cheater,especialy made public and by him say that i was trying to trick him,,,thats what i would see as being cheating.

 Now i know the site better,if i seen somebody using vacation and not needing it then i would be like,,,look at the noob using all his vacation time for nothing. It honestly would not change the way I moved in chess because I thought i had been tricked! LoL, I dont wana laugh but thats funny,,,Its not like a Jedi mind-trick to cheat with. LMAO,fear the n00bish power!

 Anyways...I done some stuff that i didn't read there were rules about and i am sorry, but i am not a cheat. Law breaker? yes, I have made a few by honest mistakes...Cheater? no! (well there was a couple girlfriends i knida done wrong, but i dont wana go there).Sealed

A cheater is the people that play game with a program or use a unfair advantage. Me,,,I am just a dumb ass.Tongue out But i love the quote "The only way to be a better chess player is play a better opponent."

Take or leave it thats why i am here,,, For how long i dont know because I like playing for fun and to get away from the drama,,,not vise versa.

Fight To Win

Reservesmonkey
There is alot of drama in that missive, however. You're sins are absolved my son, go forth and sin no more, please leave an offering on your way out.
King_William
Better yet, as a sign of your remorse, cut off your pinkie finger and make a necklace with it. Wear it everyday to remind you of the terrible sins you committed... 
FTW
Reservesmonkey wrote: There is alot of drama in that missive, however. You're sins are absolved my son, go forth and sin no more, please leave an offering on your way out.

LoL that was a dump truck full of drama. Beer + chess = bad idea for me.

But you do have a good idea about a donation. If everybody would donate 25 bones per year this site could be self-suported. And be way better that reading an ad about how "Red Bull, gives you chess wings" IMHO. Give gold member status for those who do give.

Reservesmonkey
Caffeine and chess is a better idea
Fetoxo
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