is chess better than a girlfriend?

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okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

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ts why I don't tell girls I play chess lmao

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If your girlfriend does not like something you do, and she calls you a fat need, she's already not a good partner.
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Just get a gf who plays chess. Problem solved.
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schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

This is certainly like a made-up story.

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Perhaps one day Tarantino makes a movie based on this story

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Depends on what kind of mating you are looking for.

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mikewier wrote:

Depends on what kind of mating you are looking for.

👍

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A pawn doesn't mind, when you grab another pawn!

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MrChatty wrote:

Perhaps one day Tarantino makes a movie based on this story

Chess pieces do not have toes.

frustrated

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A reporter once asked Boris Spassky if he would rather play chess, or have sex? He said "It would depend on the position!"

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magipi wrote:
schizophrenic_thoughts wrote:

okay so summed up there was this girl (looked amazing btw and super sweet) that got my number from one of my coworkers and she called me saying i looked cute and we should hangout watch a movie at her place or something one night i said sweet just name a time she said Saturday evening would be perfect..... i told her that there was a chess tournament that day..... she called me a fat nerd and a loser then she blocked me on everything chat am i cooked?

This is certainly like a made-up story.

i promise you brother this is all real

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mikewier wrote:

Depends on what kind of mating you are looking for.

i don't know exactly what you are talking about sorry but im looking for a 20yr old asian 6'3 goth mommy that will hug and tell me everything is okay and not leave me but if your asking about my favorite mate a smothered mate or a mate with a sacrifice really

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varelse1 wrote:

A reporter once asked Boris Spassky if he would rather play chess, or have sex? He said "It would depend on the position!"

seeing as ive only played chess and not even see anyone naked yet i would have to say play chess personally

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I think this deserves a thoughtful answer. So. On one level, if a fellow human being has denigrated you because you have a prior commitment of any sort (and "fat nerd and loser" sounds like an unpleasant person throwing the toys out of the pram) the chances are that not becoming involved with them is something of a lucky escape. On another level, you have been true to your commitments and intentions. On another level, this already reveals your priorities - had you wanted the date more than the chess you'd not have said what you said and would have missed the tournament. On yet another level, you were honest about your reasons and that says you're a good person. As someone who plays a lot of chess and has been married for 33 years I can tell you that chess and a Significant Other are two very different but complementary blessings. But neither works if you pretend to be something other than that which you are. So I say you have done well and been true to yourself here.

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Yes, chess is way better.

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I don’t even know why I’m here.

im supposed to be in off topic forums.

Anyways, here’s my opinion:

A girlfriend is better than chess, why? Because, chess is a game that makes your critical thinking better but having a girlfriend can increase your social skills.

also, there way more ways to increase your critical thinking.

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stixystixO212 wrote:

I don’t even know why I’m here.

im supposed to be in off topic forums.

It is because this thread should be in OTF

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MrChatty wrote:
stixystixO212 wrote:

I don’t even know why I’m here.

im supposed to be in off topic forums.

It is because this thread should be in OTF

Kinda.

it still has some chess elements.

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honestly

chess is better

sorry not sorry