The least you could do is insult the USA a bit the way I did with Scotland...instead of getting all offended & stuff like all those "civilized" wussy boys do...
I had the post all written out, then got worried about 'failure's' arthritis group ganging up on me - knocking me out with their fascinating mis-quote-everyone-punches, then putting the boot in with their (admittedly limited) logic-free-zone-legwork.
Aw, he's a yooper, he can handle it.
This is what he has to dig his way out of every morning just to get to work:


Ahhhhh go away and buy a joke book!!!!
I asked you a very somber question. If you are insulting me...and for no good reason...then screw you.