is your dog eating a lot of beans/
Is it rude to fart at the chessboard?

Thanks for asking, she is 12years old, and had conjestive heart failure last month and almost died. So she is on several meds encluding Lasix, Vetmedin, and Enalapril. she is doing well and very happy, and the gas is ok, its not all the time just alot, lolo She is a beautiful miniature schnauzer that is overly attached to me. Her name is Schatzi, but I call her glue

Well if you are a nurse I would think you knew that, and BTW, many drugs used on dogs for medical problems, are human drugs related like Lasix.
Since you never had a dog, do not ever get one they are a pain and will tie you up when you want to go places with your friends or just get away. A cat, maybe?
You must have very good looking parents, you are a doll!

lots of people have dogs and they seem happy because of the companion ship.
i have seen women and men take dogs with them to places because you can use to hit on people or start a conversation with others.
I think it is rude to fart at the chessboard but only if you don't apologize for it. perhaps it would be better to go use the bathroom.

When my father inadvertently let out a fart, he would immediately clear his throat to try to cover it up. A sense of humour never came into it. It was a very serious mistake he'd made!


There are a lot of questions I've wondered about during my life and I think you've basically answered them all.
Thank you.

Everybody knows it's impolite to fart in the opponent’s time. Farting in your own time should be fine though.
Fart while executing your move for extra impact. This works the best with long moves.
I think you have your answer there. Artsyfartsy sounds like he knows a thing or two on this topic.
rowsweep, that was a simple answer, and the most correct!
But many of the other replys were very funny! Right now I have a dog that will not stop passing gass, and we all have to run out of the room even my other dog!