Is it rude to fart at the chessboard?

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GhostNight

rowsweep, that was a simple answer, and the most correct!Smile But many of the other replys were very funny! Right now I have a dog that will not stop passing gass, and we all have to run out of the room even my other dog!

rowsweep

is your dog eating a lot of beans/

GhostNight

Thanks for asking, she is 12years old, and had conjestive heart failure last month and almost died. So she is on  several meds encluding Lasix, Vetmedin, and Enalapril. she is doing well and very happy, and the gas is ok, its not all the time just alot, lolo She is a beautiful miniature schnauzer that is overly attached to me. Her name is Schatzi, but I call her glueLaughing

rowsweep

i didn't know that dogs can take medication too

GhostNight

You must be kiding? dogs can take meds?

rowsweep

i don't have a dog so i don't know

GhostNight

Well if you are a nurse I would think you knew that, and BTW, many drugs used on dogs for  medical problems, are human drugs related like Lasix. 

Since you never had a dog, do not ever get one they are a pain and will tie you up when you want to go places with your friends or just get away. A cat, maybe? 

You must have very good looking parents, you are a doll!Embarassed

rowsweep

lots of people have dogs and they seem happy because of the companion ship.

i have seen women and men take dogs with them to places because you can use to hit on people or start a conversation with others.

 I think it is rude to fart at the chessboard but only if you don't apologize for it.  perhaps it would be better to go use the bathroom.

Bixology

When my father inadvertently let out a fart, he would immediately clear his throat to try to cover it up.     A sense of humour never came into it.     It was a very serious mistake he'd made!    

izziepanda123

if you hold your farts in too much you look like amy shumer in 2011

Tomtalk
Ha ha
MEXIMARTINI
Be polite. Ask your opponent to pull your finger. If he/she does, they deserve it. Then Laugh and laugh and laugh...what an amazing story that would be.
Tomtalk
Wow the threads are really cerebral lately.
Tomtalk
Well thank you.

There are a lot of questions I've wondered about during my life and I think you've basically answered them all.

Thank you.
Tomtalk
I'm sorry. I was just teasing. Pretty Italian thank you.
GhostNight

The Rusian back-fire-bomber is powered by FARTSCool That is why it goes so fast!

Roonil-Wazlib

tell your  opponent that u need to drink water.then go and drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Endapuppy
Artsyfartsy wrote......
Everybody knows it's impolite to fart in the opponent’s time. Farting in your own time should be fine though.
Fart while executing your move for extra impact. This works the best with long moves.

I think you have your answer there. Artsyfartsy sounds like he knows a thing or two on this topic.

GhostNight

Depends on how loud the fart is? If someone has tinitis, then that would be unfair, if it hurts your ears your play may be off? Not to mention if there were no gas masks available?Kiss

ThePEPSIChallenge

lol bunch a lonely farts