Look it up Dildo on the Internet for yourself if you don't believe it and eat your words. Silent consonants have nothing to do with how many vowels there is Knostril.
That was inappropriate...
Had I known what "dildo" meant, I wouldn't have looked it up, but now all these pop-up adds are killing my hard drive. Damn you, HessianWarrior, master strategist!!! All this vowel-philosophical sparring just to slow my computer down...and now "UNKNOWN" is calling me...
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