It is possible to play Lasker, FIscher, Morphy

That's right, I've just patented the first & only Chess Oujia board.  It is now available to the highest bidder.  Keep in mind it looks just like a regular floppy board but do not be fooled, I have embued it with magical powers.  You simply hover a picture of the deceased chess genius you wish to face over the board & close your eyes.  The picture will hover over the piece that master wishes to move & then hover to where he (or she) wishes to move it to.

You can also use this board to have two deceased masters (from different eras perhaps) play against each other.

Bidding will begin at $100.

Play a game against lasker, fischer, or morphy and post it.  Then we might buy the board.

Where is your faith man?!  If you don't have faith the board won't work!!

Besides, after I beat Morphy he made me promise not the post the game.  He said if I post it he'll refuse to play with my customers.

I bid a billion

moop that offer is too cheap , raise to 1 trillion

I bid 3 cans and a rock.

I am obviously winning so far.

Doesn't ChessMaster already offer a similar facility - 'personalities' in the style of dead chess masters? If you don't need to simulate the conversation, how many parameters of playing style are there?

Even better, would be to offer the personality editor: increase aggression by 5%, decrease preference for knights over bishops by 2%, favour kingside by 7%, choose Sicilian opening 21% of the time, ...

I just wanted to get my picture on the home page. LOL

 I'm Pretty

pretty loopy.

once again! eh?. yes u r pretty.

Popinjay I bet you're actually a 50 year old bloke with a beer belly.

I'll believe you when you take a new pic looking up at the camera with doe eyes & holding a sign that says, "Please Narz, tell me I'm pretty!".

Is this challenge still open?

Sorry, I sold it for $13,000.