This calls for a SPORTS SWAP.
Lance Dopestrong takes up chess. Ivanov takes up pro cycling.
Imagine if they met up a few months later...
Lance: Holy hell Ivan, the secret lunchbox just isn't helping me get the checkmates.
Ivanov: Stop Whining Lance, for the last %^$ climb I turned on Rybka and the climb still had a $%# gradient of 10 %.
Armstrong vs Ivanov seems a bit unfair to me:
Lance competed in a field already full of other cheaters.
Lance underwent serious health risks.
Lance had to bear needles daily.
Lance still had to work hard.
This calls for a SPORTS SWAP.
Lance Dopestrong takes up chess. Ivanov takes up pro cycling.
Imagine if they met up a few months later...
Lance: Holy hell Ivan, the secret lunchbox just isn't helping me get the checkmates.
Ivanov: Stop Whining Lance, for the last %^$ climb I turned on Rybka and the climb still had a $%# gradient of 10 %.
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lol.....you had me falling off my chair with this one.